Name: The Secret Police Fitness Test | Smoking Diplomacy | Sexualized Human-Dog Hybrids At Mar-a-Lago
Uploaded: 2026-01-18T17:33:54.000Z
Duration: 12 min 19 s
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One and all, welcome in here, out there, Mr. And Mrs.

America and all the ships at sea to the Late Show.

Now come on, that is water in the desert.

I sincere sincerely thank you for that warm and wonderful welcome.

Cause I don't know about you folks, I don't know about you, but

I have found the first couple of weeks of 2026 to be a grade A extra crispy cluster munch of suckitud.

There ain't no chrome left on that trailer hitch.

Case in point, this morning, with Minnesota under siege by masked armed goons victimizing American citizens, Trump threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act.

I'm sure Minnesotans will just love that.

That's why all the protesters signed, say ice, go home, then come back in a tank.

The Insurrection act allows the President to deploy members of the military or federalize the State National Guard to contain an insurrection in a US State and.

The thousands of ICE agents who are in Minnesota already are doing nothing but inflaming the population with their fear tactics and their violence.

And there's a reason these ICE Asians seem to have no idea what they're doing, because they don't.

this is true, we just learned that during ICE's recent rush to hire 10,000 new agents, there was an error in how the applications were processed, leading ICE to send many new recruits into field offices without proper training.

We have footage of one of the untrained agents.

Technically, technically, we don't know if that guy is trained or not, but

Apparently, there are two different training tracks for ICE applicants.

There are recruits who are already law enforcement officers.

But applicants without law enforcement backgrounds are required to take an eight week course.

I feel like it should take longer to become an unaccountable armed member of a secret police than it does to take classical chain making for absolute beginners at the 92nd Street.

Apparently the application screening process hit a little snag when the AI tool that ICE was using to screen applicants sent people with the word officer on their resumes to the shorter training regimen, including those who had been A compliance officer or people who said they aspired to be ICE officers.

And most common of all, those who said, I'll have to double check with my parole officer.

Here on international news, no one likes us because Trump continues to insist he's going to take over Greenland.

It's something, something national security.

My dad never went to my little league games.

Yesterday, to try to talk Trump out of invading a NATO ally, the Danish and Greenlandic foreign ministers met at the White House with J.D.

vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio.

Afterwards, Denmark said it did not manage to dissuade President Donald Trump from seeking to conquer Greenland.

That's the kind of sentence you normally only hear in a 1940s newsreel.

Denmark's Foreign Minister fails to slow the president's march toward the icy continent.

Now a message from Bourbonnette, the only hard liquor scientifically formulated for expected mothers.

Are you getting enough liquor for your infant?

More proof of how bad the vibes of this meeting were.

Afterwards, cameras caught Danish and Greenlandic officials having a smoke in the parking lot.

So tell me, does JD Vance wear eyeliner or are his eyes like that from staring into the abyss?

Then two foreign ministers held a press conference.

For US Ideas that would not respect territorial integrity of the kingdom of Denmark and the right of self determination of the Greenlandic people are, of course, totally unacceptable.

It is vital for NATO allies to stand up and assert their sovereignty in this perilous moment.

They look like they're attending a wedding at an elementary school.

The Danish foreign minister also clapped back to a recent insult from Trump about how Greenland's defense is only two sled dogs.

There's also always a bit of truth in what he's saying.

Well, we also have dog slaves to our special forces.

We're going to send the Marines to kill Paw Patrol after that.

After that, the minister headed over to Fox News to answer some dumb questions from Brett Baier.

You also don't believe the US Is going to invade Greenland, do you?

Minister, as someone who has Spent a lot of time hoping Trump doesn't do stuff he eventually does.

If you put wine in a travel mug, you can drink lying down.

Hey, you know who's pretty sure the United States isn't going to invade a NATO country?

Because yesterday Germany announced they are sending troops to Greenland, making it the first time in human history anyone ever said, good news.

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