Name: Bid On NEW Items In The Late Show's Charity Auction | House Passes The SHOWER Act
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Tonight, tonight we got two fantastic guests as always.

But I'm particularly excited about our two guests tonight.

One is one of my favorite actors from Starfleet, Star Trek, Starfleet Academy.

And the great writer director Ryan Coogler will be over here talking about sinners and some other stuff.

Now, folks, if you watch the show, you may have heard the late show will be going to a farm upstate in May.

And since we'll be moving out of the Ed Sullivan Theater at that time, we thought it might be a good idea to sell off some of the great stuff that we've acquired during our decade here at the Sullivan and then donate the proceeds to Jose Andres World Central Kitchen, which is a fantastic organization that feeds people in times of crisis.

Now, back before the holidays, I was joined by Paul Rudd, star of both Ant Man.

Star of both Ant man and your aunt's sexual fantasies.

And we launched a home shopping segment to auction off artifacts from the late show as well as some great items Paul contributed, though he did refuse to sell the painting in his attic that decays while he remains young.

And I'm happy to say thanks to the generosity of you good people out there, that auction raised an impressive grand total of $169,727.99.

And tonight I am announcing that I, Stephen Colbert, will personally be matching and thereby doubling that $27.99.

And because of the incredible response to this wonderful auction, we are now adding even more Late show memorabilia to our auction site@colbertlateshow.com eBay or, or that little thing right there.

As of right now, we are selling some great pieces of Late show wardrobe, like several Armani and Zegna suits that I wore on the show and signed and the jacket I wore when I played Hungry for Power Games host Julius Flickerman, the outfit I wore when I played Chicago and Donnie Franks, including Fanny Pac and Goatee.

And if you're a true fashion hound, we're even selling the Corn man suit that has been worn many times on the show, including once by Oscar nominated actor Michael Shannon.

Is this the role that got him the Oscar nomination?

I don't know, whatever it says down here or go to that thing right there to bid on these items for a great cause.

There are a lot of things about this show that I'm going to miss, mostly the people I work with and the people I get to do it for every night.

One thing I will not miss that much is the news, because it's so dumb, it hurts.

With all the problems, the United States has heavily armed federal agents attacking citizens in the streets.

Congress has turned its attention to President Trump's second first priority by advancing legislation to loosen federal efficiency standards for shower heads.

Grandpa, what did we do when our nation was falling into fascism?

We made sure the showers were strong enough to penetrate every president who isn't limber enough to wipe.

No, it was a wet little room where we went into to cry.

The bill has called the Saving Homeowners from over Regulation with exceptional rinsing or Shower Act.

Umbrella Man Banana, one of the Republican sponsors of the bill, emphasized the importance of consumer choice, saying, if they want to nozzle the dribbles on their head, well, then go get one of those.

If you want something that slices an orange, well, then go get one of those.

No, definitely don't get the orange slicing one.

That's why Gillette had to recall their five blade bidet.

The lubricating strip did not help at all.

And we'll be right back with Paul Giamatti.

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Bid On NEW Items In The Late Show's Charity Auction | House Passes The SHOWER Act

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