Name: Mark Hamill Takes The Colbert Questionert
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This is one of the stars of the life of Chuck, Mark Hamill and Corvette Summer.

You know, I have always enjoyed talking to you every time we've had a chance to be together.

I love hearing your stories and knowing more about you.

But even the best interview with a guest can't always get to who the essence of that person is.

So we here at the Late show of coming up with something that future historians will call the Colbert questionnaire.

And the Colbert questionnaire is like, 13, 14 questions here that penetrate straight to the soul of someone, reveal them fully to the world and to the audience.

Ooh, albacore, white tuna on toasted rye.

What was your first concert that you attended?

My first concert I ever attended was the Rolling Stones.

I'm going to go with oranges because you get the fruit and you get a drink.

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

Oh, when I was about 9 or 10, my father ran the PX, and

he met with Boris Selwyn, who was a jewelry dealer at the Bistro in Los Angeles.

And he said to me, you know who's sitting right over there?

I looked around, I said, that's not Groucho Marx.

I was a huge Groucho fan, but obviously he wasn't wearing this mustache and all that.

He said, no, that is Boris said, believe me, that is him.

So it wasn't my idea, but I went over there, and

I had a Bistro matchbook cover, and I said, I almost couldn't talk.

One more strike and you're out of the ball game.

Well, don't worry, you'll have one by the time you're my age.

That's the greatest Groucho story I've ever heard.

My dad said later when I was walking over his table, Boris lived, like, down the street from him in Beverly Hills.

And he did this towards me, you know, like, give him the business.

I mean, I love people, but that wouldn't be something that would occur to me.

I haven't seen it in years, but of course I have it somewhere.

And then you played the Groucho part in Room Service on Broadway.

Because I was a college student, I couldn't afford tickets.

You know, I think I've heard that before.

Gee, I'd like to think that we're all floating up in the clouds playing harps, but

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