Name: Conan: Jason Bourne Is F**ked Now (Feat. Matt Damon) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
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Because I do a lot of international travel for work and I'm constantly going through airports now where you don't even have to show.

Yeah, listen, comparing yourself to Jason Bourne, I get it a lot people in airports internationally say you're very Jason Bournesque.

And then they see me run and they go, forget what I just said.

And then they put on their glasses and look at my face and go, really forget.

No, what I've noticed is that I'll go through airports now and you don't even have to show your passport.

A big thing with you, with your character, was a major fight, throwdown shootout in the streets of Paris and then instantly you're in Cairo and everyone's looking for you.

And I'm thinking now it's just, you know, your iris.

Yeah, it was kind of a couple years ago that that started where.

Came back from somewhere and I had the, you know, the whatever.

Global entry, you know, and that was already pretty easy.

You go to the kiosk and you put your passport in and it reads it and takes a picture and goes, yeah, that's you now.

It's like you don't even need to pull your passport out.

And so, yeah, he would be totally screwed.

Like, the whole point was he had, you know, six passports and they all had different identities and he could speak all those languages and he could just become one of those guys.

I think we were interviewing Emily Blunt once and she was talking to us about a movie you guys made together where she had to run in one scene.

And you said it was her first scene where she had to run and that you called, you very kindly said, yeah, Emily, just take a look.

Because you think you're running well, but

there's a way when you think you're running well on camera, but then you look back at.

Was Franca Potente, who was my co star in Born, had starred in this Great German movie called Run Lola Run.

And she runs in that movie through the whole movie.

And we were on set of Born, and I had to do a running scene.

And she said, thomas, the guy who directed Run Low, the Run, they had been a couple for a while.

And she said, thomas told me before I started doing it to go out.

And we looked at it because she said, you don't.

The only running that we see is we see Usain Bolt, we see the people who can really run, and

And then I looked and I was like, oh, my God, it's Jerry Lewis.

It really is, like, the balance, everything.

And so you start to practice, like, you know, high knees and, you know, the arms.

And so I did say that to Emily, I'm sure, because it.

But it's one of those things that, you know, I just.

All of us in our mind, if I'm running hard, which I don't do much anymore, but

if for some reason I had to run quickly, in my mind, I'm Matt Damon or I'm Tom Cruise, but

I know I really am, you know, one of the big balloons that they have in front of a used car lot.

It's flopping around, and I shriek, too, as I run, which isn't helping.

I remember there's that great scene in born on the 4th of July where he runs through the rain back, you know, before he goes off to war and, like.

He must have figured it out in, like, the 80s.

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