Name: Conan Introduces The New & Improved Bley | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
Uploaded: 2026-01-15T17:07:29.000Z
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All right, we are fresh off a huge argument here in the studio.

Past simple

And part of me wishes that we were rolling on this, but I guess that's expensive.

Is that why you don't roll on things that are really captivating?

Okay, we were thinking about what are we going to talk about in this segment?

And I don't know if anyone else wants to agree with me or disagree with me, but

Blay, you started, you pitched an idea and you were like, oh, you guys could talk about.

And I said, hey, just slow your roll, man.

You were like, someone put 15 quarters into a pitch machine and they were firing in at 90 miles an hour.

And I was getting hit by fastballs left and right.

And I was like, calm down and let the creative process happen.

And then, and then I said to Sona, you said, well, I'm not gonna say anything.

And I said, well, no, it would be nice if you had an idea.

This is a Thursday episode where we normally do a fan episode.

We were like, yeah, but you know, and listen, we ran out of fans.

We should just tell people right now, worldwide, done.

And they would put on mustaches and different accents.

We tried to fill it out as much as we could.

And then we officially talked to the last fan and we didn't have a fan this week.

I think it's actually more complicated than that.

Yeah, and we should say that that's what we're doing here is we're using this episode.

We were first pitching ideas and then it got into the talking about pitching.

Do you mean like a baseball pitch machine?

But then it's also like, it can be double.

But you gave it more than he ever intended.

T.S. eliot thought about his words before he put them to the page.

Can we then talk about what Eduardo said?

There's a thing I'm sensitive to, which is having pretty much grown up in writers rooms and been in them all the time, you would get sometimes in a situation where one writer's like, hey, we could do bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

And it's a little like that small dog straining against the reach.

Well, here it was, a large dog with gray hair and a beard who was saying, and

we could do this, we could do that, and we could do that.

And I was just trying to say, slow it down just a little bit.

You are forcing all the groundwater out, and

we need to just let it sit for a second and let the aquifer refill.

I'm a master of analogies, and that's a good one.

And so that's all I was trying to get to blay.

occasionally there's a good one, but I just thought you had to slow it down a bit.

I'm saying I'm trying to throw kindling, like I see.

How I see it is this room is full of creative, smart people.

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