Name: Jimmy Kimmel Takes The Colbert Questionert
Uploaded: 2026-01-13T16:58:43.000Z
Duration: 8 min 58 s
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Welcome back to the Late show already in progress.

I'm here with the one, the only, Mr. Jimmy Kimmel.

You know, Jimmy, I've known you for over 20 years.

Well, you know, I'm man enough to admit it.

As intimate as we've been over the years, I just always feel like there's another level to know someone.

And so what we have done here at the Late show, we've come up with the Colbert questionnaire, which is a series.

Series of ergonomic, aerodynamic, hydrodynamic questions that penetrate straight to the heart of a person and reveal them to the world.

And I'm just wondering whether you have the courage to take the Colbert questionnaire.

If I have to tap out halfway, forgive me.

So when I was in high school, I worked at a pizza place in Las Vegas called Figaros.

And on Tuesdays and Thursdays, he made bread, and he'd cook all night.

And so on Wednesdays and Fridays, when I'd come in to work in the morning, there was this hot, fresh bread.

I would put cold roast beef, Italian dressing, lettuce and tomato inside, and, oh, and

a little provolone, which I'd melt in the oven a little bit.

it's still in my mind the best sandwich I've ever had.

Thank you for the time you took to describe that.

My best friend Cleto, his dad was Sammy's room service butler, and

Not only did we see Sammy Davis, Jr. We went and hung out in his dressing room afterwards.

I was sitting on Sammy's couch, and there was a big, big bowl of potato chips, and

I didn't know if it was okay to eat his potato chips, even though I wanted them very much.

Because we know they kill more people than sharks and bears and all that stuff.

And I'm one of those people that they swarm on.

I don't know what it is about me, but they love me.

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

I asked Steve Garvey, my favorite baseball player, for his autograph.

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Jimmy Kimmel Takes The Colbert Questionert

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