Name: IF I WAS THE DEVIL, here's what I'd do (2025)
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The second conditional

If I was the devil, my first victim would be the kids.

Basic passive voice

From the moment they left their mother's precious wombs and were born.

I would condition them to see racial division as a norm and I wouldn't stop till I stripped their innocence.

It's the oldest trick in the book of Genesis.

And see, as they grew up, I would continue my infiltration for 12 years I would steal their hearts and minds from them and call it education.

If I was the devil, my next victim would be women.

I'd make old out of touch men control women's bodies and rights.

What better way to curse God than to disrespect the very bringers of life.

Speaking of God, if I was the devil, when it comes to religion, I put my plan together perfectly.

I'd allow you to worship Jesus every Sunday and on the other six days I'd make you worship me in the form of money, fame, lust and greed.

To my religion I wouldn't need to convert you.

I turn the ten commandments to the ten suggestions can make virtue signaling more important than virtue?

I'd give you just enough religion to hate each other, but not enough to love each other.

And for my final evil strategy, I'd make you forget the whole purpose of religion was spirituality.

If I was the devil, I wouldn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns.

I'd drive a Lambo, have a pretty face and a Gucci belt on.

Basically, I'd take the form of everything you ever wish for, watch you create your own hell.

And as far as politicians go, I change nothing.

If I was the devil, low key, I'd be behind the scenes, you wouldn't have to see me.

I would normalize dysfunction and call it reality tv.

And in this reality, I would attack your self worth making it hard to heal from.

I'd show you images of fake bodies and make them more attractive than real ones.

If I was the devil, I'd make you pray to and idolize those who created.

I'd make clout the number one drug and steal millions of lost souls as they chased it.

Now if I was the devil, I wouldn't do it all at once.

Instead I'd eat away at your morals little by little, exactly how cancer spreads.

Speaking of cancer, if I was the devil, I'd feed you tasty food that makes you ill.

Then I'd turn your doctors into drug dealers selling you pills that keep you coming back instead of truly heal.

Yeah, if I was Lucifer then I'd know life and death are in the tongue.

So I'd make your knife and fork your executioner.

See, you can't achieve higher consciousness if your body is sick.

You won't opt for positive inflammation if you have inflammation.

If I was Satan, my cleverness would be admired.

Why do you think the word inflammation literally means to set on fire?

If I was the devil, I'd show you how to really flex.

I would release pandemics on the world to give people the chance to really care for each other and then sit back and laugh as they exploited and became scared of each other.

Basically, if I was the devil, I'd keep doing what I'm doing.

God is my witness, I already control your systems.

Don't try to fight against this cause for my last trick I would make smart people like you doubt whether I ever existed.

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IF I WAS THE DEVIL, here's what I'd do (2025)

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