Name: Conan Dreams Of Becoming A "D*cky Tech Bro" In San Francisco | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
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I know you grew up in the Bay Area and here's the question I always have.

Why don't we all go live in the Bay Area?

I wish it was kind of misty and I wish it was cold at night.

I wish it had some architecture that went a little further back than I think.

The oldest structure in Los Angeles is from 1991.

San Francisco is kind of a Boston sort of without that accent.

And then all the little cities around it, Berkeley and Oakland and Alameda and it's really.

My husband, Jason, my husband, he says hello to everybody.

First of all, major man crush on your husband.

The feeling is that is a funny, good looking fella.

And whenever we're up there visiting my family, we did this months.

A few months ago we were in San Francisco and we were driving through these streets and we were like, no, but

I think the same thing sometimes because they also have Dr. Seuss trees, they have really good food.

And the times I've had to go up there recently for different work things, I'll be in the Bay Area and I'll start to think the same thing.

Like, why don't we just move this whole project up to the Bay Area?

And then we could have a startup that fails miserably but walk around and say, we're tech bros.

I mean, I'm going to dress as a tech bro and I'm going to have the hubris.

I'm going to be a dicky tech bro, but know nothing about tech.

People are going to see me struggling to just make a phone call on my phone, but

I'm going to say I'm working on something called Come Attack, you know.

And you're going to be my vice president of sales and goalie is going to be the Lord I Emperor.

You know, I Just made up the scenario in my head.

Looking at the view to a kill filming location.

Okay, well, anyway, we would have a really good time.

I love San Francisco, but the weather is actually a.

Listen, I know San Francisco Municipal government might be interested in giving us an incentive, like a huge tax break or giving us homes.

Because this is a sizable operation, isn't it, Adam?

No offense, la, I love you, but I want to wear a tech bro vest.

And it's the only place you can get them.

I think I was in Cleveland and they were saying, this is not San Francisco.

I mean, growing up in the Bay area in the 90s, it wasn't tech bro land.

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