Name: Did Maduro's Dancing Prompt Trump To Attack Venezuela? | No Regime Change | Another War For Oil
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Ladies and gentlemen, first of all, first of all, my friends, my friends, Happy New Year 2026.

2026 started with a bang and a boom because on it started the night of the 2nd, right on the night of January 2nd before Anderson and had time to sober up.

An astonishing move by President Donald Trump.

A surprise attack on Venezuela where the country saw elite U.S.

forces capture the Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and his wife in a brazen large scale strike.

Overnight, the massive assault inside Venezuela.

New images of US forces attacking, explosions lighting up the night sky.

That country's leader Nicolas Maduro captured by US Forces.

This operation, launched just two days into the New Year, came as a shock, especially since, and

this is true, Trump's New Year's resolution was peace on Earth.

Well, that didn't last long and as a result, neither did my resolution to switch to clear liquor.

Oh, I forgot, I forgot that's not a prop.

Friday Evening, quarter past zero, dark midnight, US armed forces launched a kinetic sortie of 150 aircraft against Venezuelan military targets and then landed forces to capture Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro and his wife Celia Flores, in what Pete Hegsest Department of Defense called Operation Absolute Resolve, which I believe for Hegseth is two parts absolute, one part resolve.

Gets those tough stains out of your liver.

Now, for the record, Maduro is not a good guy.

He and his wife were charged with drug trafficking and narco terrorism, which lately has been a fast track to a pardon.

But after the capture, Trump shared this striking image of Maduro almost to the United States.

He is a ruthless dictator and they still gave him a full bottle of water.

And yet I always get the little plastic cup.

Maduro and his wife have been sent to a detention center in Brooklyn that has been described as inhumane and hell on earth.

To which New Yorker said, okay, but is it walkable to a train?

Because if so, we should at least go see it, you know, new wallpaper.

For months, the US has been threatening Venezuela.

So why suddenly decide to snatch their president in what appears to be a violation of United States and international law?

Well, in an international military conflict of this kind, there are many factors to consider.

But reportedly the last straw was Maduro's regular public dancing okay, That's a new one.

Let's take a look at the booty shake that launched a thousand ships.

Okay, let this be a warning to every uncle at a wedding.

This isn't the first time the US has taken military action because of bad dancing.

But before Trump addressed the American people about the strike, he informed the nation's highest constitutional officers, Fox and Friends weekend.

Yvonne, if you would have seen what happened.

I mean, I watched it literally like I was watching a television show.

And if you would have seen the speed, the violence.

You know, they say that the speed, the violence.

Which is what your mom says when she can't remember.

We watched the movie you wanted us to watch, kids.

We watched that movie, the speed and the violence last night.

Then we watched Hobbs and Shawshank starring.

We have a photo of Trump watching the action go down in a Mar a Lago ballroom.

Apparently, they threw up some pipe and drape because they were sharing the space with caterers for the Myerson wedding.

In the background of that photo is a Twitter search for Venezuela.

Conveying the realities of war has always been best achieved on social media.

As Oppenheimer famously said, I have become death link in bio.

The overnight boom booms must have been a lot for all Puddin pants, because when Trump finally held a press conference to announce the strikes, he took a little snooze behind General Dan Kaine.

But clearly Trump's healthy as a horse because they also sleep standing up.

So now that the president of Venezuela has been renditioned to the Gowanus Expressway, everyone's got one question.

chances are it's going to come down to either Paramount or Netflix.

We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a Safe, proper and judicious transition.

Evidently, when he says America first, he means alphabetically.

Many had thought the country would be now led by opposition leader and Nobel Prize winner Maria Karina Machado.

But Trump refused to back Machado, which sources close to the White House said stemmed from her decision to accept the Nobel Peace Prize, claiming that if she had turned it down and said, I can't accept it because it's Donald Trump's, she'd be the president of Venezuela today.

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