Name: Trump's Award Tour: FIFA Peace Prize & Kennedy Center Honors | The Daily Show
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Welcome to who won it best, where we cover the only reason to do anything awards.

Let's kick things off with the mother of all ceremonies.

The FIFA World Cup Draw in Peace Prize ceremony.

You know, I always look forward to the FIFA World Cup Draw in Peace Prize ceremony.

Oh, huge fan of the FIFA World Cup Draw in Peace Prize ceremony.

You know what my favorite thing about the FIFA World cup draw and Peace Prize ceremony?

You know, I love a World cup draw and I love a peace prize ceremony, but

with the FIFA World cup draw and peace Prize ceremony, you get both a World cup draw and a peace prize ceremony.

And you'll never guess who won the peace Prize.

Please welcome the very first winner of the FIFA Peace Prize, the 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, Mr.

You know, now that's a trophy that will make you turn your head and cough.

Oh, I haven't seen that many hands tickling a Southern hemisphere since Bible camp.

But this wasn't just about giving the president some trophy.

It was also about giving him a medal and a certificate.

There is also a beautiful medal for you that you can wear everywhere you want to go right now.

He picked up that medal with all the grace and dignity of a man holding a used condom on his way to the crash.

This brings us to my favorite part of award shows, the acceptance speeches, especially when the winner thanks her spouse.

I want to thank, by the way, my family, my great first lady, Melania.

You're right here, and thank you very much.

You know, a lesser husband would say something like that, I love you, or you're my rock.

But only Donald Trump could state his wife's physical location and then just move on.

But did you know that the FIFA World cup draw and Peace Prize ceremony also contains a World cup draw?

You have to basically mingle the balls a little bit.

I haven't seen balls mingled like that since Bible camp.

Someday they're gonna make you stop going to that camp.

A performance by our village's finest people.

I can't believe the village people were available.

You know, I think they live at the Kennedy center now.

Last time I was there, I saw the cowboy bathing himself in the sink.

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