Name: When they didn't text back: reparenting your inner child
Uploaded: 2025-12-28T17:01:41.000Z
Duration: 4 min 43 s
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But hey, even if we die alone, we always have each other.

Okay, I can see that you're feeling really sad right now, and

I just want you to know that I'm so sorry.

I know we were really excited about this guy and we were feeling really hopeful, but

It's just information that he's not our person.

And by we, I mean you, because you're old and boring.

Yeah, but like, with strangers on the Internet, that's crazy.

Like, I actually have friends in real life, like, people like me.

So clearly somehow I, like, grow up and I go from, like, totally cool to totally opposer with, like, a grandma senses style.

I'm starting to see why he didn't text you back.

Everything you say to me is also about you.

So you just called yourself a double loser.

And look, I am here to reparent and comfort you, not be bullied circa 2002.

Well, you probably wouldn't be bullied if you weren't so bullyable.

Like, seriously, he probably doesn't like you because you're like a choad.

Like, when people ask me what I want to be when I grow up, I want to say, oh, I already know I turned into a stupid, ugly choed.

Nipples on skin and a mustache you can't wax.

Mowgli, I'm not gonna sit here and let some brace face with crooked ass bangs she cut for the sixth time tell me that I'm a loser when she can't even get a guy to text her back.

You know, the rejection, it stings and I feel really disappointed and I feel upset, but

Look, it hurts to have unrequited feelings for someone.

And it hurts when you have so much love to give and then you feel like you get your hopes all the way up, and

then they get dashed and you're back to square.

You're smart and brave and generous and creative.

There's always a creeper on them, so watch out.

And then if they grab your butt, you have to slap them really hard and scream pedophile at the top of your lungs.

Cause shame is the culture's greatest weapon against inappropriate behavior.

I must have blacked that out, because now I'm having vague recollections of having to do just that.

But, no, what I meant was boys are like buses.

There's always another one around the corner.

And I'm sorry that I said you have no tip and a mustache.

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