Name: Meanwhile... Tolkien's Desk Up For Auction | Water Aerobics Wedding | Human Washing Machine
Uploaded: 2025-12-05T16:54:00.000Z
Duration: 5 min 56 s
Description: Thousands of YouTube videos with English-Chinese subtitles! Now you can learn to understand native speakers, expand your vocabulary, and improve your pronunciation...

Oh, we're gonna have a hot time in the old town tonight.

Tonight we've got a couple of great guests.

We got Weird Al Yankovic will be out here in just a little while.

Now, the anchor Jen Psaki will be out here, or as I'm calling her tonight, Wacky Jen Sacky.

Folks, most of the time we write a meanwhile introduction, but

sometimes the journalism and English students at Tenafly High School in New Jersey are asked to write their own meanwhile intros for a class assignment.

So we just steal theirs in the easy meanwhile intro that is this meanwhile intro.

You know, I spend my time right over there.

All of my poor nugatory time right over there.

Selecting only the sweetest pies from the bakery of news, basking in the new sun.

Nominating only the most distinguished sea at the gilded atelier of truth.

Selecting only the most pristine news items and baking them into a delicious dessert of truth.

My tan reaches its peak in the soft glow of the evening.

6 million ton platform bench of erroneous information and false witnesses.

The full bodied, faintly nutty and somewhat chocolatey mug of news that is my nightly monologue.

But sometimes, just sometimes, sometimes I end up rummaging through the back alley behind the news bakery.

I find myself picking up a grubby plastic soda cup.

The unwashed bucket of information gruel.

Slightly undercooked casserole that is my segment.

Diabetes inducing Baja blast concentrated syrup that is my segment.

The hospital call worthy sludge that is my segment.

Thank you tanofly journalism and English students.

You will all receive as and a subpoena from CBS lawyers.

Meanwhile, a desk used by Lord of the Rings author J.R.R.

tolkien is set to be auctioned in London with a guide price of $67,000 to $100,000.

Meanwhile, a widow and widower fell in love during water aerobics.

That is fantastic because it proves it's never too late to find love and then completely forget to book a wedding venue.

Besides, I believe weddings should be fun.

I just hope they didn't consummate it in the Jacuzz in a hot tub.

I don't really know what the out is, you know, like that.

And I just said, I don't know is really the joke.

And then my exec over here, Tom Purcell, said to Louis, you got a song for that?

And I think less than nine minutes later, that audio file showed up on your phone.

Meanwhile, Japan has unveiled a human washing machine.

I'm sorry, but this is a new level of lazy.

Soaping and rinsing ourselves is just too much for us now.

So we need to lie immobile while a machine hoses us down, which is, frankly, pathetic.

We know what's going to happen in that thing.

Meanwhile, in couture news, this week, Chanel held a fashion show in the New York City subway.

And we have a photo of one of the actual models from the Chanel show.

Reminds me of that famous saying by Coco Chanel.

Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and put a crab trap on your head.

A study shows big cats from different African regions roar in distinct dialects.

You can actually tell where some lions come from by how they roar.

We'll be right back with Jen Psaki, Facebook.

Subtitles ListPlay Video

Meanwhile... Tolkien's Desk Up For Auction | Water Aerobics Wedding | Human Washing Machine

weird

diabetes

distinct

concentrate