Can I touch it?

Yeah. It's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy.

Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.

Hello!

Ok!

Take a step forward if you'd rather not be here.

How about we skip this step and just jump out the window?

I wanna go back to my old school.

Hot tubs in the courtyard.

Half day on Fridays, no trig.

Yeah, ok, let's use this game to talk about what we could reasonbly change.

The hot tub in the courtyard does not count.

Well, paste me in bling and call me Bulgari.

She shoots! She scores!

Let's just say I'm no stranger to the magic of Photoshop.

I mean, I spent all of ninth grade trimming my thighs.

Are you ok?

Where did you learn to kick somebody like that?

And don't you tell me you picked it up in Portugal, ok?

If I had a pompom, I'd shake it.

It was fun! It's what friends do.

But now you gotta help me.

What do people wear to a swim meet?

If I show up in my wedges, are they gonna get mushy?

I thought you couldn't get online in this cave.

I got a hotspot in my pocket.

Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

I am the wi-fi, coo coo ca choo.

Are we talking about basements, naked light bulbs, people missing on their teeth?

- No, everyone's got teeth. - Holden, I'm serious.

What are we supposed to do? Throw a bikini car wash?

Even if we talked Prudence Finn into a tube top we wouldn't raise enough money.

There's this tiny, hole in the wall, vegan place that just opened up, center of the city.

Wait...

A restaurant?

Lower your expectations. It seats two.

Oh, so it's bigger than your apartment.

What's it called?

Chez Mirabelle Vegan Bistro.

French food?

Wow, you must really like me.

Aria, it's French vegan food. I must really love you.

- Just think Hanna! - I am thinking!

This is me thinking!

And molting!

You were amazing.

I still think you're an idiot, though.

What time is it?

5.58.

- Ok, what time is it now? - Aria, it's still 5.58.

You really dodged the bullet not marrying my sister.

- I'm sure she'd be happy to hear that. - I'm serious.

My family is so screwed up

that Dr. Phil wouldn’t even take us on. - My family has issues too.

Oh really?

Like what?

Did somebody butte their bread with a steak knife?

Hey, just because we don't play "high-low" at the dinner table doesn't mean

we are not just as screwed up.

And for the record, I'm looking and I can't find anything wrong.

I am plenty messed up.

Enlighten me.

For one. I have an obssessive need to be the best at everything.

I even have to win at yoga.

Alright, that's a quirk, not a fault. And I have plenty of those too.

- Like? - Like, um...

Alright, I'm a touch what you'd call OCD.

Every book on my bookshelf has to be in alphabetical order or I can't sleep.

Then what is Aristoteles doing on the bottom row?

I remember the first time I saw you and I just thought, ‘Damn.’

Just...

'Damn.'

Spencer...

You're pissed.

- Pissed? - Snockered.

- I'm 'snockered'. - Drunk!

Totally!

I am... smashed!

What?

- I thought you were really into me. - I am.

Very much so... and that's why I can't.

Not like this.

It's gonna require a really big lie and I'm terrible at that.

Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who is close to you?

Her.

Wow, really?

Thanks, guys.

Didn't dad tell you to start by shaving with the grain?

I'm still trying to find the grain.

- I just thought I'd try while he was away to avoid... - Him taking pictures?

Yeah, no event too small to comemorate.