Yes, I'm rolling in it.

I can probably freak on you.

It's just crazy, you know

We ain't never have this,

An old rotten eagle's nest!

Nachos and hogwash

This is my juice

And I'm hungry

McDonald's special

Give me a large plate

Then I'll sing, sing, sing about it

I'ma leave a dime for you to eat at White Castle.

Pouty people and whiny people

Friends, shut your a** up or I'm going back to sleep!

I said, "Baby, your breath is killing me"

"You know, nobody'll take you if you don't stop stinking!"

Did you hear me?

I'm frustrated!

Watch out for these spiders

And big potato moths.

Big potato moths!

That's five.

Mexican people don't eat sugar

Especially when it's a mixture of lice and tiger DNA.

Ricky?!

Cowboys and anthrax

It's like needles come through grapes now,

And I refuse to eat 2,000 beans to build trust in these crazy cyborgs.

I'm gonna dance, make love,

and fix snacks for the Highlander marathon!

That's right!

If you like, let's watch Disney

It's like a time void,

and will probably result in you thinking you an angel.

Look at me. Anybody shoot rabbits?

Last night my son got the TV, and now he's saying

If I don't buy pretty Asian Barbies off ABBA,

He'll wash the dishes!

Shake me alllll night long!

Said my cool kiddie Ron, "That makes you a hustler."

Four hours in two weeks — nothing.

Anyway, like I always said,

Can't police "no underwear"

All you can do is give that woodchuck a tuna melt,

Or romantic shoes,

Or a metal skull crusher

It's crazy!

Throw out the good guys' coal, and then pack

Staples and a few big apples, like Mr. Drysdale,

Diaper clippers (it's emergency some days),

And cable cutters and sunshine

It's the most important part

Half of me swole in two days

I had to fire a man

He was flipping'

He was probably suffering

Maximus holds the patent on rice cream

And you have to go make it.

It's good.

It's a big rat with little ears and warts

And it's supposed to know what time it is now

My phone's broken

All right?

Let's go parachuting on Tuesday.

Here in an inky fountain, we're having a great time

Clearly there's a bad rabbit in this block

And it's got my pink clown enemies

I'm gonna teach you an expression:

"I quit"

Women have a special feeling, though

They got an extra fatal lady shimmer,

Of no maximum strength

You could be sick pooping out blood, and you'd still want them

Happy hoops day.

I'm a nice guy, that's why — that's why she said that —

Breathe, omm, biscuits ain't for jam

The people who buy Coke and macaroni salad,

Let's feed 'em orange thread.

Oh yeah, I got swag

Because everybody needs toucan stubs.