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  • Before mighty Facebook, how would I have found Tom Hanks?

  • Yes, I'm rolling in it.

  • I can probably freak on you.

  • It's just crazy, you know

  • We ain't never have this,

  • An old rotten eagle's nest!

  • Nachos and hogwash

  • This is my juice

  • And I'm hungry

  • McDonald's special

  • Give me a large plate

  • Then I'll sing, sing, sing about it

  • I'ma leave a dime for you to eat at White Castle.

  • Pouty people and whiny people

  • Friends, shut your a** up or I'm going back to sleep!

  • I said, "Baby, your breath is killing me"

  • "You know, nobody'll take you if you don't stop stinking!"

  • Did you hear me?

  • I'm frustrated!

  • Watch out for these spiders

  • And big potato moths.

  • Big potato moths!

  • That's five.

  • Mexican people don't eat sugar

  • Especially when it's a mixture of lice and tiger DNA.

  • Ricky?!

  • Cowboys and anthrax

  • It's like needles come through grapes now,

  • And I refuse to eat 2,000 beans to build trust in these crazy cyborgs.

  • I'm gonna dance, make love,

  • and fix snacks for the Highlander marathon!

  • That's right!

  • If you like, let's watch Disney

  • It's like a time void,

  • and will probably result in you thinking you an angel.

  • Look at me. Anybody shoot rabbits?

  • Last night my son got the TV, and now he's saying

  • If I don't buy pretty Asian Barbies off ABBA,

  • He'll wash the dishes!

  • Shake me alllll night long!

  • Said my cool kiddie Ron, "That makes you a hustler."

  • Four hours in two weeksnothing.

  • Anyway, like I always said,

  • Can't police "no underwear"

  • All you can do is give that woodchuck a tuna melt,

  • Or romantic shoes,

  • Or a metal skull crusher

  • It's crazy!

  • Throw out the good guys' coal, and then pack

  • Staples and a few big apples, like Mr. Drysdale,

  • Diaper clippers (it's emergency some days),

  • And cable cutters and sunshine

  • It's the most important part

  • Half of me swole in two days

  • I had to fire a man

  • He was flipping'

  • He was probably suffering

  • Maximus holds the patent on rice cream

  • And you have to go make it.

  • It's good.

  • It's a big rat with little ears and warts

  • And it's supposed to know what time it is now

  • My phone's broken

  • All right?

  • Let's go parachuting on Tuesday.

  • Here in an inky fountain, we're having a great time

  • Clearly there's a bad rabbit in this block

  • And it's got my pink clown enemies

  • I'm gonna teach you an expression:

  • "I quit"

  • Women have a special feeling, though

  • They got an extra fatal lady shimmer,

  • Of no maximum strength

  • You could be sick pooping out blood, and you'd still want them

  • Happy hoops day.

  • I'm a nice guy, that's whythat's why she said that

  • Breathe, omm, biscuits ain't for jam

  • The people who buy Coke and macaroni salad,

  • Let's feed 'em orange thread.

  • Oh yeah, I got swag

  • Because everybody needs toucan stubs.

Before mighty Facebook, how would I have found Tom Hanks?

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"Herman Cain" — A BLR Soundbite

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