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Let's talk about the holidays.
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How many of you have started your shopping?
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Anybody? Yeah?
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It's stressful, isn't it?
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It's very stressful.
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I thought of a brilliant way to get my shopping done.
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I went to Target
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because they have everything that I needed, and...
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here's how I'm doing my shopping from now on.
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[singing] She came to give it to you
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[singing] It ain't what you do
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Attention! Attention!
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Target shoppers, this is talk show host
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and all-around entertainer Ellen Degeneres.
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I have a few announcements to make,
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so please listen carefully.
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First, if your license plate is 7LW493,
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I have your side mirror.
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I am so sorry.
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[laughter] I apologize.
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Also, I need some shopping.
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I don't want to do it myself.
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Whoever brings me the following items first
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is gonna get a wonderful prize, all right?
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Go to the toy section and find
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the giant Elsa "Frozen" my size doll
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[singing] You're here where you should be!
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[singing] Snow is falling.
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Bring me that and you get a prize.
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[singing] It just wasn't the same.
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[singing] Alone on Christmas day
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[singing] Let it go.
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Let it go.
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You got it.
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You win.
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$500. You did it!
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-Yes. -Thank you!
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The next thing I need is a Chris March Santa beard.
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The first three people. I need three of them.
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You must be wearing it
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when you arrive.
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[singing] Alone to celebrate.
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Why does Santa have three gardens, everybody?
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'Cause he likes to "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe."
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This thing on?
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You have won.
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Here's what I need now:
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Taylor Swift's fragrance,Taylor by Taylor.
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It's a gift for my tailor.
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My tailor wants Taylor by Taylor.
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If you have a tailor named Taylor,
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your tailor would be getting a...
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Look at you, already with that.
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- $100 Gift card. - Awesome, thank you.
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Thank you so much and take my holiday CD.
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This is the biggest prize yet.
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It's for $1,000 Target gift card.
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Go get a bottle of booze of some kind.
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Go get a beard. Put the beard on.
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Go to the home section and get the threshold bar cart
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and roll it here.
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[singing] Alone on Christmas day
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[singing] Presents, what a beautiful sight
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[singing] Don't mean a thing if you ain't holding me tight.
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Wonderful.
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Whoo!
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That is $1,000.
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Kev, here's the Cuervo you asked for.
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- Oh, thanks. - All right.
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Okay, I need someone here at checkout five
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because I need to get out of here.
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And a happy holiday to you all.
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That was fun.
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More of that.
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More of that. I like it.
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All right.
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I want to make your shopping easier,
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so you're all gonna go home with a $150 Target gift card.
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Yay!