I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like pickin up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan

Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on a couch, just chillin in my snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to Douggie,

'Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man

Ooooh Yes I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can!

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like pickin up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

Tomorrow I wake up

Do some P90x

Meet a really nice girl

Have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out this is great

Oh my God, this is great

I might mess around

And get my college degree,

I bet my old man will be so pround of me

But sorry paps you'll just have to wait

Ooooh Yes I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can!

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like pickin up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

Nothing at all