Name: The Late Show CSI: Criminal Sandwich Investigation
Uploaded: 2025-11-19T17:37:05.000Z
Duration: 5 min 32 s
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Welcome back, my friends, and please do say hello.

Folks, before we go on, I want to give a trigger warning to any of my viewers who are feeling snacky because you.

You may remember, over the summer, shortly after Trump deployed the national guard to Washington, D.C.

for no reason, a protester was arrested for throwing a salami sandwich at a Border patrol officer.

Your fascist takeover city has pushed Americans to do the unthinkable.

The day before the incident, the alleged lunch felon, a man named Sean Dunn, was seen leaving a Subway restaurant.

The administration brought felony charges, but the grand jury wouldn't indict him, so instead, they brought misdemeanor charges.

And the sandwich trial of the century began this week.

Ironically, it started on national circumstances.

It's like a sandwich trial on sandwich day.

In court, the prosecution did everything possible to make the crime sound really serious with the victim of the aggravated sandwiching testifying.

It smelled of onions and mustard and exploded all over my chest.

Are we testifying or writing steamy sandwich porn?

It was then that he unwrapped his hot blimpy and began to grind her.

The officer went on to say that the sandwich struck his chest hard enough that he could feel it through his ballistic vest.

Well, of course, I'm sure that cheddar was sharp.

Dunn's defense attorney called baloney on the office's assertion that he was in danger of pointing out to the jury that a sandwich cannot be a weapon hurled with force anywhere near enough to justify federal charges.

And a bulletproof vest is definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich thrown at you.

Well, there's no better place to find out than here on cbs, home to csi vegas, csi cyber, and

now exclusively on the late show, csi criminal sandwich investigation.

Welcome to truly determine whether an officer could be in danger from a high velocity hoagie.

The Late Show's crack forensic squad has recreated the exact hoagie conditions in D.C.

that night using the latest scene, State of the art sandwich simulator 5000.

Which is definitely not just a T shirt cannon with a $5 footlong shoved in it.

I don't want you filling up before dinner.

Well, judging from our findings here, we can determine that I didn't need to do this.

Because this afternoon we found out the DC Sandwich thrower was found not guilty of assault.

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