Name: SpongeBob News Showdown: Perch Perkins vs. AI! 🤖 | Full Scene | @SpongeBobOfficial
Uploaded: 2025-11-19T10:02:21.000Z
Duration: 5 min 19 s
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Always good to have a former celebrity on the team.

Spongebob said you're good on the microphone, so I'm putting you on drive through duty.

Oh, would you like to upgrade to a Krabby combo and get a small soda?

Would you like to explain why your gym has been hit with 15 health code violations this month?

You know, several hard hitting hours later, Larry just wanted to work out.

He didn't mean for all those people to get athlete's shell.

Back to old reporter row, where I belong.

If you're no good at anything else, then you'll just have to report the news again.

As the manager of this news network, give me one good reason why I should.

Because Perch Perkins can out report your dumb old newsbot anytime, anywhere.

Whoever reports the most news in the time allowed wins.

A simple news op turned ugly today when breaking news.

A pileup has left multiple boats mangled beyond recognition.

A towering inferno in downtown Bikini Bottom.

A tidal wave is headed straight for the city.

And this reporter has an exclusive interview.

There's no way anyone could report that much news.

We interrupt this onslaught of news to bring you a special report.

Robot newsbot has been causing the very stories he reports on.

Now he is cutting the brakes on this bus full of adorable baby snails.

Excuse me, Newsbot, Care to comment on your crimes?

It looks like you ran out of news, so you made your own.

For more, lets go to our man on the street.

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