Name: jordan leung - we and us laugh together - hong kong stand-up comedy (2022)
Uploaded: 2025-11-17T10:58:11.000Z
Duration: 35 min 45 s
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You are here to see the guy that's blowing up the Internet.

He goes by the name of 69 Ranch, aka Jordan Lund.

Thank you, Jason, my only black friend in Hong Kong.

And thank you, Tambie and Tim, two guys who wish they were as popular as me.

We showed off this show like, a month ago, right?

If I didn't sell out the show, I would have had to do comedy in Cambodia.

One time I did a show, my friend came out to me afterwards.

I prepared really hard for the show, man.

Yeah, I know it's hard to tell, but I've been hitting the gym super hard.

I have a personal trainer, or as I like to call him, a freelance PE teacher.

If you work out, there's, like, this whole concept of, like, leg day.

And it's so dumb because it's, like, so difficult, you know?

And all it does is, like, makes your legs thicker, which makes your tip look smaller.

I've been dealing with knee pain for the past year.

And I told my trainer, and he was like, oh, let's give you some, like, quad exercises, you know, make your quads, like, bigger and stronger and take the pressure off your knees, you know?

But I haven't done them because I don't want my dick to look small.

So I think the real cause of my knee pain is a fragile masculinity.

One of my friends suggested I see a podiatrist to, like, help with my knee pain.

And I went to see a podiatrist, and he was like, you have really beautiful arches on your foot.

I don't think beautiful is a medical term.

It just makes me think, like, every podiatrist, like, has a foot fetish.

Like, when they go to, like, interview at podiatry school, they're like, why are you interested in studying podiatry?

Sometimes my girlfriend gets jealous, like, because I have, like, some fans who are, like, really attractive, you know.

I screamed everyone in the audience before you guys came in.

So if you're here tonight, you're below a seven.

I realize most relationships fall, like, a similar trajectory, you know, like, in the beginning, it's, like, amazing.

Like, you could fart in front of your girlfriend and she's like, oh, so cute again, you know?

But, like, if you're together for a long time, then, like, my parents, you know?

Like, my mom gets mad at my dad if he, like, breathes too loud.

My mom gets mad at my dad when he's, like, driving and he gets lost following her directions, you know?

And it's also his fault for listening to her directions.

One of my favorite things to do is, like, with my family and they're driving, you know, the GPS says, go straight, and my mom says, turn right.

You know, I'm just like, ooh, I wonder what my dad's gonna do.

Me and my girlfriend, we've been together for, like, a little over a year now.

Like, when we first started dating, if I asked her for a tissue, she would just give me one.

But now when I ask her for a tissue, she, like, tears half of one.

My girlfriend, she's, like, scared of cockroaches.

We see a cockroach, I'll, like, kill it for her.

But it doesn't make sense for humans to be scared of cockroaches, you know, who are so much bigger than them.

That'd be like, if dinosaurs still existed and dinosaurs were scared of humans.

Imagine a dinosaur just came in, you know, sees me, he's like, oh, human hog.

And she, like, asks her dinosaur boyfriend, come kill me, you know?

Dinosaur boyfriend is also like, ah, human.

She gets mad at him, you know, the dinosaurs are from Hong Kong.

That would be the worst Jurassic park movie ever.

All right, should I have opened the water?

Me and my girlfriend, we went to a studio, and sometimes we have people over, and I don't like having people over because, like, you're not allowed to eat anything unless you offer it to them as well, and the type of stuff you eat alone is never the type of stuff you offer your guests, right?

Sometimes guests, they were like, oh, I want to show you something on YouTube, you know, and I'm very hesitant because I don't want them to see my YouTube recommendations.

All my YouTube recommendations are just, like, things that I have trouble with, you know?

It's like, how to get rid of knee pain, how to hide a receding hairline, how to politely ask guests to leave.

Before I did, my girlfriend, I went on dates with all, like, Hong Kong girls, you know, And I feel like I misunderstood Hong Kong girls, you know, I used to think they were, like, very materialistic, you know, they like designer bags and they like Hermes belts, you know?

But I've gotten to know them more, and I realized there's actually three things that they really like.

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