Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles [KNOCK ON THE DOOR] >>YOUR HONOR? >>YEAH. >>IT'S THE CUSTODY CASE. >>OH YES. REMIND ME THE DETAILS. >>UH, A DIVORCED COUPLE ARE FIGHTING OVER CUSTODY OF THEIR DAUGHTER THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. >>ALL RIGHT. SEND THEM IN. >>OKAY, WILL DO. >>TAKE A SEAT AND TALK TO ME. >>YOUR HONOR, I WANT MY DAUGHTER BACK. SHE'S BEEN AT HER HOUSE FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS. >>AND BEFORE THAT EIGHT YEARS AT YOUR HOUSE. >>YEAH, AFTER EIGHT WITH YOU! >>AND 12 WITH YOU! >>I'M SORRY, HOW OLD IS SHE? >>225. >>THAT'S-- THAT'S VERY YOUNG FOR A COUNTRY. >>STILL OLD ENOUGH TO DECIDE FOR HERSELF RIGHT? WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH KID? >>I'M USUALLY PRETTY ANNOYED WITH WHOEVER I'M WITH AT THE MOMENT. SO... >>WANT TO CHOOSE DAD HONEY? LOW TAXES, LOW SPENDING. >>OH, WHAT ABOUT MOMMY DEAR? HIGH TAXES, HIGH SPENDING! >>COOL. OH. >>SHE DOES THAT. >>WELL YOU CAN'T JUST LET HER CHERRY PICK. THINK ABOUT HER FUTURE. >>OH! I HATE THAT WORD! >>FUTURE? >>IT'S OKAY BABY. THE FUTURE IS NOT REAL. OKAY? MOMMY WILL LET YOU HAVE ALL THE DEBT THAT YOU WANT. >>AND AT DADDY'S HOUSE POLLUTION IS TOTALLY COOL. >>NO, NO, NO. SHE IS PLAYING YOU OFF EACH OTHER TO GET ANY BAD THING SHE WANTS! >>WELL WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANY BAD THING? OKAY? WHAT ABOUT THIS HEALTH CARE APP I HAVE, HUH? OH, IT WON'T LOAD. >>HA! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. >>OH, GO START A WAR SOMEWHERE. >>YEAH, WELL GO HUG A TREE! >>OH, GO MELT AN ICE CAP! >>DONE! >>OH! >>STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! NOW WE NEED A REMINDER OF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S FAREWELL-- >>HONEY-- >>HONEY-- YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION. >>I'M SORRY. YOU'RE LAME. >>LAME? I FOUGHT IN THE REAGAN REVOLUTION! >>THAT IS NOT A REAL REVOLUTION. >>THEN HOW COME I HAVE SO MANY GUNS? >>NO, I MEANT YOUR BOTH LAME. >>WELL, BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO OCCUPIED WALL STREET! >>YEAH, WELL I DIDN'T NEED TO OCCUPY IT BECAUSE I WORK THERE. >>OH YEAH. WELL, THANKS FOR THE MARKET CRASH. >>YEAH, WELL EUROPE CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR POLICIES BACK. >>OH, 1850 CALLED THEY WANT THEIRS! >>1850 DIDN'T HAVE A PHONE! >>YOU DON'T GET METAPHORS. >>STOP BICKERING! THIS GIRL NEEDS A STRONG FAMILY. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? >>WAIT WHOA! WE HAVE FAMILIES. >>YEAH, WE REMARRIED. >>HONEY? >>HEY! >>ANOTHER LEFT-WING LIBERAL CONSPIRACY-- >>GOOD EVENING YOUR HONOR, SENATE REPUBLICANS-- >>NO, NO. GET OUT. RIGHT NOW. BOTH OF YOU. NOT YOU TWO. SIT DOWN. NOW WE'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE CAN AGREE ON SOMETHING. OKAY? >>LIKE? >>LIKE WHAT SHOULD WE GIVE THE POOR? >>NOTHING. >>HANDOUTS. >>SO YOU AGREE THEY SHOULD STAY POOR. >>YES. >>LOOK AT THAT. WHAT ELSE CAN WE AGREE ON? >>WELL I WOULD LIKE A GIANT FENCE ALL ALONG THE SOUTHERN BORDER. >>AND I WANT LEGALIZED DRUGS. >>SO FENCE WITH HOLES IN IT? >>YEAH. THAT WOULD WORK. >>YEAH, SURE. >>LOOK AT THAT. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH SO MUCH WHEN YOU WORK TOGETHER! >>WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT I THINK WE'VE GOT TO A GOOD PLACE. >>YEAH, THINGS HAVE DEFINITELY EVOLVED. >>THAT'S NOT A THING! >>[LAUGHTER] THIS GUY. >>MOMMY IS A COMMIE! >>NO! STOP IT! STOP IT! YOU ARE SO IMMATURE. YOU ARE SO IMMATURE. >>DO I NEED TO SEPARATE YOU TWO? >>OH HI U.S.A. HEARD YOU'VE BEEN HAVING SOME FAMILY PROBLEMS AND I THOUGHT MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER. >>STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER. [GUN COCKS] >>GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
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