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  • >>HEY GUYS,

  • WHAT'S GOING ON?

  • >>FIRST OF ALL, MATT, WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

  • WE ARE ALL YOUR FRIENDS HERE.

  • >>HAS SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED?

  • DID THEY CANCEL DOWNTON ABBEY?

  • >>NO MATT. WE FOUND THIS IN YOUR CAR.

  • >>OH THANK GOODNESS!

  • I THOUGHT I LOST THAT!

  • >>SO, YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO PRETEND IT'S NOT YOURS?

  • >>SHOULD I?

  • >>MATT, WE OPENED IT.

  • >>OKAY.

  • >>AND WE SAW WHAT WAS INSIDE.

  • >>I ASSUMED THAT WHEN YOU SAID YOU OPENED IT.

  • >>WE FOUND NEEDLES AND DRUGS.

  • >>YES.

  • >>HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?

  • >>SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER.

  • MATT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THIS-

  • "THIS INSULIN"?

  • >>OKAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU

  • GUYS DIDN'T KNOW THIS, BUT I HAVE DIABETES.

  • >>MATT, WE CAN'T HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION IF YOU'RE JUST

  • GOING TO MAKE UP WORDS.

  • >>DIABETES IS A REAL WORD.

  • IT'S A METABOLIC DISEASE.

  • >>OH YEAH, OKAY.

  • I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR "DISEASE".

  • YOU'RE AT SOME PARTY AND THE GUYS ARE

  • PASSING AROUND THE INSULIN.

  • AND YOU JUST CAN'T SAY NO.

  • >>HAVE YOU BEEN TO A PARTY?

  • THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN.

  • >>WE'RE GOING TO HELP YOU GET THROUGH THIS MATT.

  • YOU CAN BEAT THIS.

  • >>WELL, CURRENTLY THERE'S NO CURE.

  • >>I KNOW IT FEELS THAT WAY NOW, BUT YOU DON'T NEED

  • THIS TO BE HAPPY.

  • >>I AGREE.

  • I JUST NEED IT TO LIVE.

  • >>THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO FEEL ALIVE!

  • YOU CAN GET A NATURAL HIGHS.

  • HERE, HAVE THIS GIANT PIXIE STICK.

  • >>GUYS!

  • DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW DIABETES WORKS?

  • I NEED INSULIN TO REGULATE MY BLOOD SUGAR LEVEL.

  • LIKE RIGHT NOW, I HAD A LOT OF CARBS AT LUNCH,

  • SO I NEED TO TAKE SOME INSULIN TO BREAK DOWN THE

  • SUGARS OTHERWISE BAD THINGS WILL START TO HAPPEN TO ME.

  • >>YOU'RE JUST GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWALS.

  • >>YOU'RE TECHNICALLY RIGHT, BUT-

  • >>LOOK MATT. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY

  • "JONESING" FOR YOUR NEXT "FIX",

  • BUT YOU'RE GOING TO QUIT RIGHT NOW.

  • COLD TURKEY.

  • WE'VE ALREADY FLUSHED YOUR STASH.

  • >>WHAT?

  • GUYS!

  • I'M GOING TO GO INTO KETOACIDOSIS.

  • >>AGAIN WITH THE WORDS MATT.

  • YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THINGS!

  • >>HEY, DON'T YOU WORRY BUDDY.

  • WE'RE GOING TO STAY RIGHT HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU

  • DON'T CALL YOUR DEALER.

  • >>YOU MEAN A PHARMACIST?

  • >>SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THEM THESE DAYS.

  • >>LOOK, IN A VERY REMOVED WAY I AM

  • GRATEFUL FOR YOUR CONCERN.

  • BUT, IN A MORE IMPORTANT AND LIFE THREATENING WAY,

  • I AM VERY UPSET WITH YOU GUYS.

  • YOU'RE COMPLETELY IGNORANT ABOUT A VERY PREVALENT DISEASE.

  • >>WAIT, WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO CALL?

  • ARE YOU TRYING TO SCORE SOME INSULIN FROM YOUR PHARMACIST?

  • >>NO, I'M CALLING AN AMBULANCE.

  • BECAUSE I'M GOING TO NEED ONE SOON.

  • >>WHY?

  • >>BECAUSE MY PANCREAS DOESN'T MAKE INSULIN.

  • >>WE KNOW MATT.

  • THE PANCREAS IS A USELESS ORGAN.

  • >>YOU'RE THINKING OF THE APPENDIX.

  • >>NO, THE APPENDIX IS THE THING AT THE BACK OF TEXTBOOKS.

  • >>I'M GOING TO FREAK OUT.

  • >>OKAY LISTEN, WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE ANGRY,

  • BUT WE LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU DO THIS!

  • FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS TAKE INSULIN.

  • [PHONE RINGS]

  • >>9-1-1 EMERGENCY.

  • >>YES, HI.

  • I NEED PARAMEDICS TO COME WITH AN INSULIN SHOT BECAUSE MY

  • WELL-MEANING FRIENDS DIDN'T KNOW I HAVE DIABETES AND THEY FLUSHED

  • MY INSULIN DOWN THE TOILET.

  • >>SIR, WE CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE UP WORDS.

  • DID YOU LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT DIABETES FROM THAT SKETCH?

  • IF YOU ANSWERED "NO," YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS THING AGAIN.

  • GO ON. GIT. YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HERE TO LAUGH.

  • SUBSCRIBE!

>>HEY GUYS,

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