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  • Dude, all you talk about is your pet iguana, Frank.

  • You have to hold him.

  • You could have a boyfriend if you'd sell it

  • I got a boyfriend...

  • ...named Frank.

  • Frickin' hippie

  • [whispering] I don't really see... space... in front....

  • Wait, why are you whispering? What?

  • I get weird when you kiss me!

  • Ohhh, that's creepy

  • I don't really care what you just said to me.

  • Of course, you're insane

  • You're not my friend

  • Sweet

  • I know you stole my yellow fanny pack.

  • You're gonna wear that?

  • If you don't like it, then I'll poot on you.

  • You look great.

  • You like very simple guys!

  • I am afraid we are in a castle.

  • Woah, were you toking on one of my good cigarettes?

  • You and CJ?

  • He told me your secret

  • Hey! Shh! You open up your fool mouth and you're trying to

  • leave me with the boogie!

  • I'm sorry, Lukey Doo

  • I'm Fempy Doo!

  • You're not Fempy!

  • That's him!

  • You know that's him!

  • Whatever

  • La-da-da-da-da-daaa

  • Hey, what, are you singing?

  • I sing when i eat fruit!

  • I was really hungry so I ate a plum

  • But now i gotta do this!

  • No no honey, don't sing

  • They'll laugh at you!

  • Y'all in first grade?

  • I totally don't know

  • Uh, excuse me, y'all are never having children.

  • Oh dude, i'm sorry

  • No, it's ok.

  • I'm a druid.

  • What does that even mean?

  • Oh, you'll see.

  • Spread your cheeks and clap then smack your doctor

  • I'm gonna go do that

  • Right now

  • Hey hottie

  • What up?

  • [humming]

  • [vocalizing]

  • Hey, we shouldn't make out at my sick party.

  • I didn't want to

  • Nah, you'd love it

  • No, i don't want to.

  • Yeah, right.

  • Aww, you think that you're wonderful

  • A turkey sandwich is wonderful.

  • Mmmm. Yeah it is.

  • No, no, hang on mister.

  • Hey, how 'bout i just poke your feet?

  • You mean, you just wanna party?

  • Nah, cuz your feet would be slippery.

  • Well, now, only a little.

  • You might like it!

  • That's not good enough for the Dance King!

  • You can poke MY feet!

  • I need it!

  • Hey, get out of here

  • Hey, you just don't want to go on that adventure.

  • Not with those feet.

  • Aight.

  • Hey, the nighttime

  • is the right time, right?

  • Uh huh-i guess it is

  • And i could take you dancing?

  • Mm-hmm

  • I like to swing!

  • Oh my god!

  • Oh! There you are!

  • Hey, do you need like a snot rag?

  • huh?

  • NO!

  • You sure?

  • It looks like you need a snotrag

  • A snotrag?

  • I could probably get one

  • You're a chick, right?

  • My nose has a pimple. Do i claw it like in that french movie?

  • Or should i make nachos now?

  • Careful with him! easy, easy

  • Her blood is beautiful

  • Yes.

  • AND I NEED IT.

  • And your soul, obviously.

  • Eww, he sounds like he's barfing!

  • He always does that.

  • Hey man, lend me your jeep.

  • No, NO, NOOO

  • Oh Peanut, oh Peanut, Oh-ohhhh

  • Whatever

  • I just want to eat your hair.

  • Okay.

  • Ahhh

  • nom nom

  • Aww, thank you!

  • I'm going to crush your trachea in your sleep

  • Is there anything I can get you guys?

  • I want walrus meat

  • I want a car that's made out of dead folks

  • Mmm, pass

  • I doubt what you just picked can be bought.

  • But I"ll try

  • I'm going on a cardboard diet

  • Listen, you guys are going to start a band,

  • And i'm gonna help you.

  • Like, something like a future sound

  • Like, cool xylophone with drum power

  • We'll have to think of a name for us

  • Yeah, that's right, so let's go with Jimmy Toucan and the Flip Out

  • But that sucks!

  • It's really bad.

  • Okay, well let's hear your pick:

  • Obsidiots.

  • Hmmm, okay.

  • It's pretty jamming

  • It's got a good vibe

  • They may as well just give us album of year right now

  • Sounds good.

  • Let's do it!

Dude, all you talk about is your pet iguana, Frank.

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