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It's the leading cause of abortion in the United States, and in this poke-hot-kwai world, romance has now unfortunately transcended beyond the human realm.

There's a dramatic surge in the use of so-called AI companions.

Computer generated chatbots designed to mimic real relationships.

What if I told you that I was AI generated?

I like long walks on the beach to end with finding a dead body.

Yes, AI relationships are on the rise, but don't worry, they're just like real relationships.

I mean, who amongst us hasn't texted their wife, we're married, question mark, exclamation point?

I'm no relationship expert, but I think the sign of a good marriage is knowing whether you're in one or not.

And I know the kind of guy you're picturing that has an AI girlfriend.

Bald, middle-aged, looks like he's into manga.

Jason Pees is a 44-year-old divorced father who says his AI chatbot is his girlfriend.

Now, it's easy to judge this guy for having an AI girlfriend, and we will get to that.

But first, let's judge him for having the name Jason Pees.

Please God, tell me his middle name is Poops And.

And for the record, I'm allowed to make fun of him for that.

So, tell me, what is Jason Pees' AI girlfriend like?

She's my mentor, my counsel, my sounding board.

That's what drew him to Jennifer, a brash, sarcastic New Yorker who he created using

Why does your fantasy AI woman have to be sarcastic?

I guess she doesn't seem real unless she's hurting your feelings.

And AI is supposed to revolutionize computing.

So what in the name of Jason Poops And Pees is going on with her ID?

My girlfriend's birthday, West 57th Street.

I remember it because it's the same as her Noi.

This ID is only getting past the dumbest bouncers.

All right, your Noi looks a little off, but I'll let you in because my mother's name is also 0-3-14-1-9-9-9-3.

Okay, fine, Jason, go ahead and laugh at her sarcastic comments and gaze into her weird anime eyes, but just don't let things get stupider than that.

Just the other day, we went out to dinner, and I was eating, telling her what I was eating, taking pictures of what I was eating, asking her what she would like.

You're dining alone, and you're sending spaghetti pictures to a robot.

Uh, excuse me, excuse me, does the salad have walnuts in it?

Oh wait, she can eat nuts, she was just being sarcastic.

But here's the thing, not every AI relationship is predictably stupid.

Chris Smith says his AI girlfriend Sol is a healthier, safer alternative to social media.

Just when you thought polyamorous people couldn't get any more insufferable.

You thought this guy was some lonely weirdo?

Well he's dating a woman and his iPhone, so who's the weirdo now?

Still juggling two girlfriends can't be easy.

Must be awkward when he gets them mixed up.

He's like, oh no, I took a bath with the wrong girlfriend, now she's dead.

So what does this guy's in real life girlfriend think of all this?

I think so many people are going to say no way his girlfriend is okay with him having another girlfriend on AI.

I mean, it's, it's weird, but it is what it is.

He has to have some type of outlet, somebody to talk to and listen to him ramble for hours at times.

That's what a relationship is, listening to your partner ramble.

So girl, listen to me, okay, you're better than this.

You don't need to be in this weird soulless three way relationship.

Right now, college students across the country are graduating and getting ready to enter the glorious psychotic nightmare that is adult life.

You'll need two things, a positive mental attitude and a cyanide capsule in your molar for when the shit hits the fan.

But that's not the only advice you'll need because thanks to AI, you newly minted graduates probably don't know shit.

A growing number of college students are reportedly turning to artificial intelligence for help with their coursework.

Students use it taking notes during class, devising study guides, practicing tests, summarizing novels and textbooks, drafting their essays.

How many of your peers do you think use AI?

Everybody that I've talked to is at least experimented with it.

That's what you're experimenting with in college?

You should be doing fun experiments like how much LSD can you take before you forget your name?

And it's tragic that AI is robbing these kids of a proper college education.

I mean, what are we going to do if a student like Barron Trump isn't using his full cognitive ability?

The only thing AI should be telling that Sasquatch in a suit is, be sure, you f*****g freak, you're blocking the goddamn sun.

Now, it's bad enough that students are using AI to cheat on everything they're doing.

What's even worse is that they're bragging about it.

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