Name: The Pain Of Going Back To School
Uploaded: 2025-08-31T13:47:52.000Z
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Going back to school is honestly one of the most depressing feelings ever like you spend the whole summer building this fantasy life Waking up at noon playing games all night living off pizza rolls, and then one random Monday You're sitting at a desk at 7 45 a.m..

Half-asleep listening to the teacher explain a syllabus like it's the Constitution The first day is always fake too You know everyone walks in with that forced smile new outfits fresh shoes trying to act like they leveled up over summer break No, you didn't bro.

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You spent three months watching tik-toks and arguing with randoms in a discord voice chat And now you're trying to convince people that you changed, and then there's the teachers They always come in with that same corny line this year is gonna be different Yeah different for two weeks until you remember why you hated teaching in the first place and start handing out busy work like it's Halloween Candy so yeah back-to-school season is less about learning and more about reuniting with the same annoying people you Loki hoped to move states Let's break down back-to-school season and let's talk about the characters that you'll definitely run into first off You got the new year new me kid This is the guy who shows up acting like he just went through a full character development arc over summer new haircut new wardrobe Maybe even a fake deep voice.

You know yeah, I'm different now, bro You're not different.

You got a fade and brought one graphic tea from Pac Sun.

That's not a personality change You can always spot this kid because they start throwing random phrases in the conversations that don't even fit like you'll ask them if they Did the homework and they'll be like nah, man.

I'm just on my grind set right now What does that even mean bro?

You got a B-minus in algebra last year the funniest part is how short it lasts by week three the whole persona Collapses they're back in sweatpants hoodie up chewing on a pencil like it's a chicken wing all that Rebranding just to look like the same NPC that you were last May It's like summer glow-ups come with an expiration date you can fake up you can fake it for the first few days But eventually the mask slips and boom you're just regular you again same kid same jokes same bad grades only difference Is that now you're broke because you wasted $200 at the mall trying to look mysterious and to be honest nobody's fooled like you can Spend the whole summer trying to rebrand yourself, but your classmates have seen you at your lowest They remember when you got bodied in dodgeball or when you cried after getting called to read out loud You don't just walk in with a chain from Hot Topic and erase all that history the new year new me kid always Underestimates how petty school is you can show up looking like you're about to drop a mixtape and someone will roast you like hey Didn't you wear Heelys until eighth grade boom?

Reputation reset and the craziest part is they try this every single year freshman year.

They're spiritual junior year They're suddenly on their fitness grind like bro.

You're not a different person You're just cycling through stock characters until something sticks by senior year.

You've basically speed ran every personality available Then you've got the overly excited kid first day back They walk in like it's Christmas morning huge smile waving at everyone hitting people with the oh my god I miss you so much bro.

You saw me like three months ago calm down They're the ones asking teachers about clubs sports extra credit like they enjoy being here chill out Nobody's fighting you for student of the year on day one and the energy never matches the room You know everyone else is half asleep Sipping coffee like it's medicine and this kids in the corner raising their hand before the teacher even finishes the question like bro It's syllabus week.

This excitement is completely gone They're slumped over like the rest of us living off of vending machine chips and praying for winter break It's a speed run from yay school to please let this end and honestly that fall off is hilarious to watch You know first week They are color-coding their notes bring in a planner probably even using highlighters like they're in like a YouTube study aesthetic video But by week four they're scribbling half legible answers on the crumpled notebook paper like the rest of us These are the same kids who start group projects with motivational speeches talking about okay guys if we all work together We can totally get an a fast forward a month They're ghosting the group chat leaving you on read while you're stuck finishing the slideshow at 2 a.m.

And enthusiasm in the hallways Oh my god first day back.

They're hugging everybody like they're in a Disney Channel reunion episode But you like I said give it a couple weeks and now they're speed walking past people with air pods in Pretending not to see anyone the overly excited kid basically burns through all the school spirit in record time You know they go from a cheerleader to you know cafe dependent zombie faster than anybody else Then there's the fashion show contestant.

You know exactly who I'm talking about first week back They step into school like it's Paris fashion week full fit check brand-new Jordan some designer hoodie Maybe even a chain they clearly borrowed from their older brother.

They don't just walk in a class They enter Backpacks slung over one shoulder doing that slow strut down the hallway like people are actually taking photos of them bro relax We're not paparazzi.

We're just trying to get to homeroom and this person always acts like every class is a runway They'll sit down dramatically unzip their bags slowly take out a notebook like they're unveiling a new product It's all about the performance But here's the thing the drip never lasts by week two the Jordans are creased the hoodies got a ketchup stain from lunch and suddenly Mr..

Fashion week is pulling up in sweatpants like the rest of us the funniest part about this one Is that they don't even notice nobody cared like bro?

We're sitting in fluorescent lighting on plastic chairs eating cafeteria pizza You could be wearing Louis Vuitton head-to-toe, and it still smells like tater tots in here next up We got the summer story guy this person will not shut up about whatever he did over break every conversation Somehow turns into a TED talk about their vacation Yeah, bro when I was in Cabo the hotel had three pools and one of them had a swim-up bar, okay?

Thanks for reminding me that I stayed home eating pizza rolls and watching tik-tok for two months straight They'll casually drop it in every subject to history teachers like what did you learn this summer?

And this guy's like well when I was jet skiing in Florida, bro You are not Indiana Jones You just went on a family trip that your parents paid for and the worst part is you know they drag it out for weeks Like dude, it's October nobody cares about your Ken Coons snorkeling adventure at this point Just make a PowerPoint and get it over with and it's always the most basic trips, too They'll act like they discovered a new continent because their family went to Disney.

Yeah, bro Space Mountain was crazy Wow, man, so inspirational really brave of you to wait in line for three hours, and when they're not flexing the vacation They're flexing the people they saw oh, yeah, I met some locals.

That's not a friendship That's that's customer service what kills me is how they tell the same story over and over again to different people by the end of The day you've heard about that like jet ski crash 15 times congrats, man You almost died in like the lamest way possible, and there's always you know one kid who went nowhere, but lies about it Anyway, yeah, dude.

No you weren't we saw you in Target three weeks ago another one You'll always see during the first week back is the over sharer the kid who treats back-to-school like open mic night the teacher will Be like so what did everyone do this summer and this kid takes it as an invitation to drop their full autobiography Well first I went to visit my grandma in Idaho then my dog got sick Then I worked at a subway for like three weeks, but I quit because my manager was toxic I'm here to tell you right now We don't care Okay, bro.

Nobody asked for your summer documentary We all just wanted like one fun fact not a director's cut of your life story And they'll drag it out every class every icebreaker every group activity They've got some long-winded answer like tell us your name in a hobby and here comes well My name is Sarah, but people call me Sarah sometimes s and I used to be on the volleyball team But then I hurt my ankle and now I'm really into crystals stop.

We do not need your lore dump on day one They'll even overshare the most random embarrassing details like yeah My cat threw up in my shoe the morning of my cousin's wedding and then my mom got it in a fight with our neighbor About recycling bins, bro.

We're just saying names and hobbies by the end of the week everybody knows their whole family tree medical history and astrological sign like congratulations You just trauma dumped on the entire class before you even open the textbook anyway I hope going back to school is easy for all you guys, but regardless I hope you enjoyed this video if you did please be sure to leave a like and subscribe I also post all my videos over on Spotify if you could check that out I would really appreciate it, and I hope you guys all have a great day.