Name: SpongeBob's Funniest Moments from NEW Episodes! | 45 Minute Compilation | @SpongeBobOfficial
Uploaded: 2025-08-16T18:18:45.000Z
Duration: 47 min 35 s
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Wow, Squidward, that was very, um, confident of you.

Yes, being an artist requires having an artist's temperament, you boo.

Now then, I'm only here to invite you both to my big debut concert.

Witness my rebirth on the grandest stage in Bikini Bottom, if you can get the time off.

Somehow he's even more annoying now than when he worked here.

Squidward is just being insufferable because his dreams are coming true.

Well, friends is a strong word, but fine.

Mr. Krabs and I just wanted to wish you luck before your big show.

I'm the greatest musician who ever lived.

I'm in the middle of my pre-show ritual, and I don't want to be bothered.

Like me, I'm sure you are tired of the same old notes being played the same old ways.

Tonight, you will finally hear something new.

Tonight, I present to you Mr. Squidward Tentacles.

This is going to be the greatest night of your lives.

Lady Upturn, there's a jellyfish blocking your ears.

It must have gotten stuck up there during my walk through jellyfish fields.

The jellyfish's buzzing must have altered the noise to be more pleasurable for you.

A jellyfish was obstructing my ears, so I hadn't truly heard this fraud's music.

I would like to invite you all back to my home to experience real music by my newest artist,

Welcome to the ancient past, before Bikini Bottom was Bikini Bottom.

They say the exhibits here date back at least one gazillion years.

Millions of years ago, this here land was called Bikini Top.

The elevation was lowered due to natural erosion.

Don't worry, Sandy. We'll tell you the true story.

A gazillion years ago, Bikini Top was hit by a humongous anchor.

The anchor flattened the hill to the bottom of the ocean, which is why it's called Bikini Bottom.

And then the anchor was so heavy that a bunch of buildings got plopped up out of the ground.

You mean to tell me the very anchor we're standing inside now is the one that created Bikini Bottom?

Looks like this floor covers Bikini Bottom's old pioneer days.

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

Look, Sandy, in the old days, the pioneers used to milk dairy urchins on their homesteads.

It was a simple, honest life without an ounce of greed.

I reckon I can barter it for quite a bit with this.

But the pioneers have to watch out for those dirty, stinky outlaws.

We're here to take that valuable little urchin off your hands.

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