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  • - IS THERE ANY PLACE THAT YOU CAN GO

  • AND HAVE A NORMAL DAY AND WALK AROUND?

  • ANY PLACE IN THE WORLD?

  • - I MEAN, WE DO EVERYWHERE. - YEAH.

  • - YOU DO? - WE TRY TO.

  • [both talking at once]

  • - JUST LIKE CRABS. - YOU'RE LIKE CRABS?

  • - LIKE STAY IN AND THEN JUST COME OUT.

  • - OH, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU WALK SIDEWAYS

  • LIKE THAT OR SOMETHING.

  • - SOMETIMES. - UH-HUH.

  • BUT YOU MUST HAVE-- DO YOU HAVE DISGUISES?

  • CRABS WAS A BAD EXAMPLE.

  • I WOULD SAY NEXT TIME YOU TELL THE STORY,

  • BE SOMETHING LIKE A PANDA BEAR OR SOMETHING.

  • IT'S ADORABLE. THEY'RE ADORABLE--PANDA BEARS.

  • NOW, BUT DO-- DO YOU HAVE DISGUISES?

  • AND DO YOU ACTUALLY-- 'CAUSE I REALLY--

  • I THINK-- IT'S A BLESSING.

  • YOU HAVE AN AMAZING CAREER,

  • BUT ALSO YOU KIND OF-- IT'S HARD FOR YOU

  • TO HAVE NORMAL LIVES, RIGHT?

  • - THING IS WITH A DISGUISE IS THAT

  • IT'S FAR TOO EMBARRASSING IF SOMEONE CATCHES YOU

  • WEARING A DISGUISE.

  • IT'S NOT WORTH WEARING THE DISGUISE,

  • LIKE, "IS THAT YOU?

  • YEAH, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A MUSTACHE?"

  • [laughter]

  • - YOU'RE ALMOST WEARING A MUSTACHE.

  • THERE'S A MUSTACHE COMING THROUGH.

  • - ARE YOU TRYING TO GROW A MUSTACHE?

  • - YEAH, I'VE BEEN GROWING IT FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS NOW.

  • [laughter]

  • - SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

  • I KNOW YOU MISSED RELEASE DAY,

  • AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON "THE TODAY SHOW."

  • YOU HAD SOME KIND OF STOMACH FLU OR SOMETHING.

  • HOW ARE YOU FEELING? - I'M FEELING A LOT BETTER.

  • AND, YEAH, I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE BACK WITH THE LADS.

  • - IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. - IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.

  • - YEAH, THAT'S--

  • [cheers and applause]

  • NOW, ARE YOU--IS THAT TRUE, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED SOON?

  • - I'M ENGAGED. - UH-HUH.

  • - AND, YEAH, I'VE HAD A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT "PLANS"

  • FOR THE MARRIAGE.

  • WE HAVEN'T REALLY HAD ANY PLANS YET, BUT...

  • - YOU DON'T HAVE DATES YET? - NO.

  • - LET ME KNOW, 'CAUSE I GOT TO CLEAR MY SCHEDULE.

  • - YEAH, WE'LL-- - OKAY.

  • AND THE REST OF YOU--

  • NO PROBLEMS WITH DATES OR ANYTHING,

  • PROBABLY, RIGHT?

  • I'LL HAVE--OKAY. IF YOU NEED ANY HELP...

  • - I FEEL LIKE IT'S SOMETHING LIKE PSYCHIATRY.

  • - YEAH, IT IS A LITTLE BIT. YEAH.

  • - NOW--PSYCHIATRY?

  • - DON'T THINK THAT'S A WORD. I THINK I MADE THAT UP.

  • - YEAH. NO, PSYCHIATRY'S A WORD.

  • - OH, IT IS. I DIDN'T MAKE IT.

  • [laughter]

  • - YEAH, YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR.

  • - [laughs]

  • - NO, THAT'S REALLY A WORD. - WE LEFT SCHOOL EARLY.

  • - SO, HARRY, HERE'S--HERE'S--

  • I NEED TO FIND THIS OUT, BECAUSE THIS IS A RUMOR,

  • AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER ME OR NOT,

  • 'CAUSE YOU HAVE SO MANY RUMORS ABOUT YOU.

  • - I'LL ANSWER. - HERE'S THE LATEST RUMOR.

  • THAT YOU GAVE TAYLOR SWIFT 1,989 ROSES

  • BECAUSE OF HER "1989" ALBUM DOING WELL.

  • DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT RUMOR?

  • - I DON'T. NO, I KNOW ABOUT THE RUMOR.

  • - UH-HUH.

  • - I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ROSES.

  • - NO, NO. - I THINK IT WAS--

  • IT MIGHT'VE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE.

  • I MAY HAVE FALSELY TAKEN--

  • - AND YOU GET CREDIT FOR BEING ROMANTIC LIKE THAT.

  • NOW, IS IT AWKWARD THAT WHEN YOU'RE AT THE AMAs,

  • FOR INSTANCE, THAT YOU RUN INTO PEOPLE?

  • IS IT EVERYBODY'S ALL HAPPY WITH EVERYBODY IN THE BUSINESS?

  • - YEAH, IT'S GOOD. - YEAH, ALL GOOD.

  • AND IT'S GOOD THAT NILES IS REALLY GOOD

  • AT REMEMBERING PEOPLES' NAMES,

  • SO WE JUST KIND OF LET HIM GO AHEAD,

  • AND THEN WE CAN REMEMBER, "OH, YEAH, THIS GUY."

  • - ARE YOU THE ONE THAT REMEMBERS?

  • 'CAUSE IT IS HARD WHEN YOU RUN INTO PEOPLE

  • AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER EVERYBODY'S NAME.

  • SO YOU'RE THE GUY THAT REMEMBERS THE NAMES?

  • AND THEN YOU SAY IT REALLY LOUD SO THEY KNOW WHO IT IS.

  • - SO THEY KNOW WHO IT IS, YEAH. - YEAH.

  • - THIS IS ELLEN, EVERYONE. - YEAH.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • UH-OH.

  • DID YOU WANT TO SEE MORE VIDEOS?

  • HOLD ON.

  • I HAVE TO TELL YOU,

  • WE'RE NOT GONNA BE DOING CLASSIC JOKE WEDNESDAY.

  • - UM, I'M--

  • I'M SO MAD. - YOU'RE MAD?

  • HOW--HOW MAD ARE YOU?

  • - I'M THIS MAD.

  • [cheers and applause]

- IS THERE ANY PLACE THAT YOU CAN GO

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