Name: 【TED-Ed】Beach Bodies (in spoken word) - David Fasanya and Gabriel Barralaga
Uploaded: 2014-11-30T12:46:01.000Z
Duration: 3 min 33 s
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I'm trying to sweat in front of everybody.

And get that shorty with them Angelina Jolie lips

I could cat walk down a runway in zebra panties.

Having a slow metabolism ruins everything.

I guzzle junk food like my mouth's a garbage chute,

but my intestines are allergic to trans fat.

because she said my arms weren't strong enough to carry her.

The beach is no place for a whale like me,

broken, bottle-cut, have you seen my muscles

My hour-long work out routine consists of

5 minutes of push-ups on my bedroom floor,

a denial mirror repelling my lanky limbs;

5 minutes of keeping my chin high over the bar of self doubt;

10 minutes placing 100 pounds of failure on my chest

knowing I'll soon be able to fit in my old butt pants;

30 minutes thinking sweat is a masculinity cloak.

And I'm weary from trying to work out my irrational fears,

shove the imperfections I should be proud of under water:

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【TED-Ed】Beach Bodies (in spoken word) - David Fasanya and Gabriel Barralaga

sweat

body

carpet

belt