Name: Weeds - Celia Starts Her Campaign (S2E1) | Movieclips
Uploaded: 2025-07-22T18:36:13.000Z
Duration: 2 min 16 s
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Didn't we say 4:30?  They're not coming, Celia.  What do you mean, they're not coming?

No, no, no, no, no.  This is about a grass stick.

I am so clearly more qualified than Doug Wilson.

They all take stripper fitness class with Doug's wife, Dana.

It's a whole bonding thing.  Stripper fitness class?

Kenneth doesn't like me to do it because he thinks I'll go lesbo on him, like when I took folk guitar.  Hello, ladies.

How goes the election planning?  Oh, fine.

Trying to find a slogan.  No, no, no, no, no, no.

Not for you.  When can I have some grown-up juice?  When you have a daughter who drives you to it.  Celia, I just want to give you a heads-up that Doug knows you're running against him in the election.  And I care because?  He seemed pretty upset, especially when I told him I couldn't be his campaign manager this time.  Why not?  Why not what?  Why can't you be his campaign manager?  Because you're running.  I...

Am I your campaign manager?  No.  How dare you?

Get your own thing.  Well, I tried to get my own thing.

But when that thing didn't work out, I switched to this thing.  I'm hoping in the end to get both things.  I'm a city councilman, Doug.  Not after the next election, you're not.  So you're telling me you don't want me to work on your campaign?  I want to win.  Fuck you.  Gene, there's a child present.  Don't call me a child.

I'm a civic leader, and you're not taking that away from me.  She was talking about me.  Doug, I am so on your side.  Thank you, compadre.  And I would be honored to be your campaign manager.  We'll see.  Maybe we'll see.  You know, do you two think that you can take this little pussy party somewhere else?

Because we're trying to work here.  Dad can't say fuck, but you can say pussy?  I'll be in my room.  Let's go.  You will rue the day.  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rue my ass.  That's not enough rue.  Come on.

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