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  • I don't want to do this. [Baby names.]

  • You were a bully growing up!

  • That was so long ago!

  • I would never do that now.

  • Stu, I'm asking you to!

  • So you need me to get mean?

  • Yes, I need you to get anonymous YouTube commenter mean.

  • Okay, let's do this.

  • Dale?

  • The fail whale.

  • Dan?

  • Dandruff.

  • Del?

  • Dull.

  • Drew?

  • Droopy Drew.

  • Eric?

  • Erection.

  • Gus?

  • Gassy Gus.

  • Harry?

  • You really haven't said these out loud until now have you?

  • Hairy back, hairy ears, hairy balls.

  • Okay, got it, um...

  • Jack?

  • Jack off.

  • Jake?

  • It's a joke.

  • Lou? Lucas? Matt?

  • Loser, mucus, fat.

  • Richard?

  • You mean Dick?

  • And I would cross off Willy, Peter, Johnson if those are on your list as well.

  • They are not.

  • Well, that's good.

  • All right.

  • Oh how about Ritter?

  • It means chivalrous!

  • Oh that's good!

  • Yeah, you can't make fun of that.

  • Really?

  • Quitter, bitter, primarily shittercome on!

  • Ryan?

  • Is crying.

  • Simon?

  • Is simple.

  • Tim?

  • Is dim.

  • Zach?

  • Is a sad-sack, held-back, dental-plaque, asthma-attack hack.

  • Come on, give me more!

  • This is fun!

  • That's it.

  • Really?

  • Well, now what?

  • I guess we name him Stu after you.

  • Actually, that's a great idea!

  • It's perfect!

  • Little Stu, goodnight Stu!

  • Goodnight Stu.

  • Congratulations, Mrs. Pitt, you've had twins!

  • Oh, fuck.

I don't want to do this. [Baby names.]

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