Name: Ayo Edebiri (FULL EPISODE) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
Uploaded: 2025-07-19T19:00:15.000Z
Duration: 1 h 4 min 17 s
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Hi, my name is Aya Odebrey and I feel optimistic, hopefully not a misguided optimism, about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Hello there and welcome aboard the good ship.

Of course, there's the cruise director, Simon Session, and working down there in the engine room covered in grease, Matt Gourley.

No, I thought you were going to call me gopher.

Around the other passengers, no, no, you're down, you are covered in grease, you're hard of hearing because of the giant turbines turning all the time.

In fact, when the ship is sinking, you're not even told it's sinking.

There's never been a single sign that you love me, so I don't know.

Not based on my behavior towards you, certainly.

No, I think it's, oh God, what's the word?

But listen, no, I, of course, I respect you, I think you do a great job.

I can't look you in the eye when I'm lying.

No, it's just respect is a begrudging respect.

I just want to make sure, because we're recording this a little ahead of time, and, you know, one of the things we don't do is we're not very topical on this podcast.

But now I've got it in my head today, because I don't think this is going to drop for a while.

So I don't want anyone saying, well, you know, next week is that big national holiday, or hey, in two days.

So we can say things like 4th of July is just around the corner.

What if we say that, and then for some reason this gets bumped, you know, because some huge figure says I'll do the podcast, but it has to air on that day, and we go, huh, we've already got this all set for someone else, and it has to move.

And people look out the window, and it's snowing.

But it's still 4th of July, and they live in Antarctica.

Are you saying that we don't have big names right now, and if we have one, everyone gets bumped?

I'm talking about the new pope from Chicago.

Listen, I'm just saying, what if my cell phone rings, and I pick it up, and I go, hey, Conan there?

And I go, hello, and he goes, this is the new pope.

Yeah, I'm thinking, you know, I used to be down in Chicago, and I'd be driving down Diversity, and I'd be like, you know, I don't like, I like White Sox, I'm not a Cubs guy.

Anyhow, and I'd be getting my sausage, and I was thinking, I like this Conan podcast,

I'll do it someday if I become pope, probably a 50-50 chance.

Yeah, and then he, you know, and you know, again, now we are getting topical, but if he wanted to do the podcast, that would bump anybody.

And also, I would want to ask him, did you use some of your Chicago ways to influence the Conclave?

They bring black smoke, you bring white smoke.

He was in there just going like, oh, really, you're going to vote for that guy, eh?

Maybe with the Conclave, he was walking around behind them with a baseball bat.

See, you're going very cartoonish and very big.

No, no, no, you shouldn't apologize, I begrudgingly respect you.

Yeah, I forgot this was a sober and serious podcast.

I think it's more like, hey, you wanted, remember when you wanted help moving that couch?

You know, you had that place over on Sheffield?

Remember when you had that place on Sheffield?

Because whatever this is, is very cartoony.

My pope, he did a lot of favors for people.

Yeah, he did a lot of favors for people, and also he knows the cops.

Why is he bringing up sofas he moved for people?

He was always saying like, hey, you from, where are you from?

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