Name: When You Date Your Mom's Fiance's Brother | Mom
Uploaded: 2025-07-03T23:11:54.000Z
Duration: 20 min 36 s
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Why wouldn't I be here? It's my fiancé's house.

Actually, I was thinking you could come in for a sec.

We're trying to help you two asshats be more like us.

Look, nobody's had more bad water under the bridge than me and Amazon Prime over here.

But we got over it. And if we can, anyone can.

Okay, why don't I help get the ball rolling?

Patrick, Adam is upset with you because you hogged all the surfboard money for yourself.

No, it's not. Patrick was just a kid starting up a business. You're the one who bailed on him.

You took off for Hollywood to start your big stuntman career.

I got it off the ground for you, and then something good happened to me. I'm so sorry.

Off the ground? I worked 16-hour days without you. I had to quit school.

Our business was great, and you didn't share a dime with me.

Oh, please. I don't see you for 10 years. How is it still our business?

I was working on movies. I was on location. I'm sorry I wasn't there to hold your hand.

You know, I started this business to be with my brother, but since all you care about is money, I'm happy to write you a check.

You know, if you wanted to be with me so badly, where were you when this happened?

I was in the hospital for a year. Guys I hadn't seen since high school came by. You never did.

Because I figured I was the last person you'd ever want to see.

Why wouldn't I want to see you? You're my brother.

If I'd known that, I'd have been there in a second.

Now would be the perfect time to get that check.

My date's having dinner with your fiancé and I'm having my ninth meal of the week with you.

Bringing them together feels good though, right?

Yeah, it does. We saved a family tonight.

I'm going to say this to you because you get it, but I wouldn't say it out there.

It was a little weird seeing those two crying.

No. I will be asleep when Adam gets home tonight.

You know, if things work out and we marry these guys, you'd be my mother and my sister-in-law.

And you'd be married to your step-uncle, which would make you your own niece.

The sad part is, not the weirdest thing we've ever done.

I bet that fancy steakhouse didn't serve egg salad with an ice cream scoop.

I think it'll pair nicely with your Mr. Pibb.

Hospital sushi. I see you have a taste for adventure.

Don't mind me. I'm not here to spy. I just had to get Marjorie another tea.

I just asked, hypothetically, if Victor died, did she think she would die very quickly afterward?

Drop the eyebrow, Missy. It's a thing, like penguins.

Thank you for being so understanding through all of this.

Something really sexy is about to happen right now.

Oh, that salmon roll tasted like a penny.

Would you like some room temperature egg salad?

No, thanks. I'm really just here for the company.

So, can we go to a real dinner tomorrow night?

I'd love to, but I actually have to get back home tomorrow.

Well, I, you know, I knew that eventually you would have to get back, but I'm going to miss you.

I'm going to miss you too, but it's not like I live in Australia.

That's true. Santa Cruz is only a three hour and twelve minute drive.

Well, I'm in no position to judge. I've Googled you too.

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When You Date Your Mom's Fiance's Brother | Mom

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