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  • DEEJAY Oh yeah I smell candy corn and drunk women. Halloween must here

  • GIRLS On Halloween we rule the night! Our boobs are squeezed our pants are tight!

  • DEEJAY I feel like Lawrence of Arabia right now, cus I'm seeing a lot of camel toe out there

  • MARK Inside the club it's a treasure of chests But outside in the line it's a sausage fest

  • TODD The bouncer guards the door like hipster sphinx This night's is more annoying than Jar Jar Binks

  • Hey sexy nurse, you could make me cough Was your costume on sale cus it is half off

  • MARK We're totally sexy we're totally hot What do those witches got that we ain't got

  • TODD We's could walk around all scantily clad

  • MARK Wait a second that idea ain't half bad It's time to break free of Halloween oppression

  • To be a sexy bee that is the question Take the costume your wearing and chop it in half

  • BUZZ We're putting the ween back in Halloween

  • MARK If we all band together then no one will laugh

  • BUZZ I feel like Charlie Sheen cus I'm "Hallowinning"

  • MARK Move aside bouncer lest you want to feel pain You're standin' on the tracks of the sexy man train

  • DEEJAY Alright ladies put those hands up. I wanna see you! So we can show you out the door,

  • That's right make room for the guys! It's about 95 degrees sexius in here!!!

  • Don't be jealous cus the fellas really brought it this year.

  • FRENCH MAID You can't be sexy No freakin' way You spoiled our night now it's time to pay

  • MARK Yeah, Witches, Nurses, Jackie O, A French Maid, A mermaid ,Marylin Monroe

  • TODD You're dead in the water, we're doin' it better We got a smokin' hot Freddy in a tiny sweater

  • MOM I'm dressed up as a sexy mom Wearing only a baby and five coupons

  • BUZZ I'm your worst nightmare a Sexy Buzz Lightyear

  • JACKIE O You might want to think about switching to light beer

  • LIBRIRIAN Shhh, I'm a sexy librarian

  • CONAN Well I'm Conan O'Brian Barbarian

  • HOMELESS STRIPPER I'm a homeless stripper and I'm lookin' splendid I'll leave you horny, and a little offended

  • PUMPKIN KING NOOOOO! ENOUGH! You've awakened the spirit of The Pumpkin King

  • By dressing up in costumes that are obscene On Halloween's you should be horrifying as hell

  • Instead you're out here whore-ifying yourselves You guys are scary but in the wrong way

  • Are you about to sing YMCA? If I wanted you to be half naked outside

  • I would've put the holiday in freakin' July Cover yourself for the love of Candy

  • Hey, ladies, I was mostly talking to the guys. Need a ride home? Have you ever ridden in an SUV limo

  • I've got one right outside. It's got a Jacuzzi, and I make a mean pumpkin cosmo

  • Hey nurse lady. Where do you work? Slutty Sloan Kettering?

DEEJAY Oh yeah I smell candy corn and drunk women. Halloween must here

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