Yes, that was your cue.

Oh.

Lucy's going to be...

Ah!

Wait, no.

And be everyone's favourite Lucy!

Bum, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum.

So, today Lucy's going to be culling my wardrobe for me.

She doesn't get the final say.

No.

Right?

No, no.

This is not signed and sealed.

But this is to get a friend's, you know, idea of what I should keep and what I should not keep.

An idea that does not come from within my own head, with my own irrational, illogical reasoning.

Someone nice and neurotypical is going to perform it.

Everyone's favourite neurotypical nuisance, Lucy.

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You asked me to put two racks here.

Yes, yes, I did.

So, what are the... what do you...

Well, you initially just wanted one rack of things that I think you should get rid of. However, I kind of... you know, I'm all about the grey scale, you know what I mean?

Like, we just... we don't move in black and white.

And I think I will have one where I'm kind of like...

I know, like, what you wear.

I've seen you wear clothes.

I feel like I can say that.

Lucy's seen the real me wear clothes.

You've seen Alex wear clothes, not just pretty pastel clothes.

I've seen the full spectrum of your fashion, like, and what kind of stuff you like.

And I have a pretty good feel of... like, I know there are things here where I'm like, I know you love that, I'm not going to touch it.

But there's certain things where I'm like, I know you don't like it.

Like, you've told me, like, I just never like wearing this.

I don't like this type of thing.

And there's lots of things where I'm like, I know what you wear and know you don't wear it.

That goes on the, I think you should maybe get rid of this rack.

And then there's the other rack, which I thought is like the, please explain.

Classic Australian fashion.

The please explain the rack.

In which it's kind of like stuff where I'm like, well, this is nice.

I've never seen you wear it.

Or maybe you've said things about it where you've been like, I just don't like how it sits on me kind of thing.

And it's like, okay, so we need to decide if we need to like fix it.

Or like, you know, we're going to get it tailored or something like that.

Are we going to make it so it can fit into our wardrobe?

Or do we agree that like, it can move on?

It's time to the afterlife.

It needs shopping.

It needs like closet purgatory.

Does that kind of make sense?

Like, this is the stuff where I'm like, okay, like overall, I think we agree.

It's probably going to go.

And if I'm wrong, by all means, I'm, you know, not my circus, not my monkeys.

Don't mind if you keep it.

But then the other one is like, I'm confused.

I know.

Please explain.

I am going to leave the room for you to do the culling.

And when you're done, if you just yell or screech, screeching always gets my attention.

Yeah.

So I will come and then I'll question your decisions.

And you may have to speak some sense into me.

If I get too defensive over things irrationally, you may need to be just like firm.

I feel like I'd give like a loving firmness, but also if you were like me, like, no, I love this.

And I'd be like, cool.

Well, like, let's put it in a bag.

Let's go today.

Let's go to the seams.

That's where you and Caitlin differ.

Caitlin would be like, throw it in the fucking bin.

It's garbage!

Okay.

All right.

I wish you luck.

Thank you. Bon voyage.

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I'm the kind of person who finds it pretty easy to do a declutter or clear out.

I don't have like super sentimental attachments to a lot of items in general.

If you have seen me on the internet before, then you would probably know that.

But I know that Alex does have some pieces she's pretty sentimental about.

That's why I wanted the extra rack as well.

Because like everyone's got their own style.

Everyone's got their own things that they really like.

So I'm not a...

I'm not a crack the whip kind of gal.

More of like a gentle negotiator.

A gentle...

I was gonna say ghost.

That's not right.

It's her clothes, her wardrobe.

Whatever's special to her should absolutely remain here.

But I know that...

I know.

I know some specific items that I'm like, let's talk about it.

I don't really know where to start though.

Uh, so many things.

Okay.

This one actually caught my eye.

So this one, Alex and I actually bought it together when we were thrifting for Thriftmas last year, I think.

And it was because it was like up on the wall and it had like a Chanel label.

So I was like, oh my gosh, maybe it's into Chanel.

I think she still likes it and thinks it's cute.

But I want to talk and see if like she still likes it now.

This is the House of Sunny Hockney dress in the very famous like Kendall Jenner green print.

I really like this dress.

I know that people consider it like a micro trend or something like that, which I kind of get.

But I also think this dress is like still very cool.

I think it just got very popular very quickly.

However, I've never seen Alex wear it.

And I don't even know if I've heard her talk about this dress.

I just want to like check that she's like gonna wear it because I don't know if this was like for a video or something.

This one here is a dress from House of CB.

It's a really gorgeous dress.

And I don't know if she'd like wear it over a top or something, but in terms of sun dresses, because I think this is designed to be worn alone.

Obviously you can layer it if you want to.

There's no rules in fashion.

But I don't feel like I see Alex wear a lot of like shirring kind of details around like the top.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I have another dress there as well.

If she likes them and she's into them, then that's totally fine.

But I'm just like, I don't think I've ever seen her wear that or like lean towards it.

I usually like to ask a little while later because it's like if it's for a video at the time, makes sense.

But it's like six months later, have you worn it?

Or is it still interesting to you?

Are we happy to send it free?

So there's that one.

Okay.

So these two are quite similar, but essentially this is sort of the same thing I was talking about with that dress before about like necklines and stuff.

She has both these dresses and I know she likes them or did like both of them.

But one time I was hanging out with Alex and she was like getting me to try on some clothes and she got me to try on this dress.

I tried it on and I was like, oh, this is so cute.

And she was like, yeah, I'm not really sure about it anymore though.

Like she just felt medium on it.

And I was kind of like, okay, well like you should, I think she should like try it on and like decide because I know she's already got down.

So that's, I thought, and then this one I thought would be a good comparison because they're sort of similar, but different.

Maybe it can help us uncover some identifying factors.

You know what I mean?

Investigative fashionism.

Now before you, you know, I agree.

It is incredibly cute.

She's got quite a few.

And I just want to know if she like wants to keep them all or if she just wants like, if she has some favorites she wants to keep or she wants to wear them as loungewear because like I haven't seen her wear these like out and about in a while.

And same thing with this one here.

I think it's like a cute thing, like in the background, like obviously, you know, it calls back to the like iconic pastel backdrop.

So totally understand it there.

But I don't think I've seen Alex wear this and I don't know if it's something she would wear now, but maybe she would, who knows.

But yeah, I feel like this one maybe is just for the vibes and you know, as a content creator, I can respect that.

I'm just, I don't know, ruffling a few feathers.

Being a bit frisky.

These are a couple of pieces from a brand that I know Alex really likes.

It's an Australian brand called Scanlan Theatre and I think she found quite a few like thrifted pieces on Salvo and stuff.

Sorry, there's a pigeon.

Is that a pigeon?

How odd.

So I know Alex has picked up quite a few like secondhand pieces that are like obviously very good deals because it's a bit more of an expensive brand.

So it's exciting to get these deals but I don't think I've seen her wear either of these.

I kind of want to know like now that the thrill of the deal has maybe worn off, if she would still wear either of these guys and I'm moderately confident about that.

And then this coat is really cute but I know she has another one quite similar to this that she really, really likes and so I don't think she needs both.

They're in very similar colours and similar cuts and everything.

We'll find out Mads.

I think I've pretty much done what I'm going to do today.

Could go more hair but I think there's a lot of stuff to look at and talk about here already.

So I'm going to grab Alex and grab her back.

Okay, okay.

Be right back.

Alrighty, come on in. Welcome to the square of doo.

Well, okay.

The back part you can just ignore.

That's...

Wait, hang on.

It's just this one and this one.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Those are actually already there with stuff on them.

Okay, so as a friendly reminder, this is the, I'm moderately confident that you may not be into these things but I'm not sure because you may have a secret reason that I didn't know.

But based on what I know, I'm aware but I'm happy to talk.

You don't have to get rid of anything if you don't want to.

This is a safe space.

But then this one is the like, I have questions.

Where would you like to start?

Would you like to start with the...

Not there.

Not there.

Okay.

So this one is from Osman.

Do you want me to tell you why I put it on there?

Because it's got a tag on it.

No, because I went through and there's some other ones that I feel like I've maybe seen you wear or you like more.

I know it's Mosman and you, especially Mosman and Scanlan, we're going to be having a couple of chats about them.

But there is another off-the-shoulder Mosman dress that is black.

So I was like, do you want both?

I would probably need to try this on with the other Mosman's dress.

I figured that might be good.

You see, some of these are intentional conversation starters because there are other things I looked at and I was like, maybe if we talk about this one.