Name: If John Wick Was Asian
Uploaded: 2025-06-10T07:41:56.000Z
Duration: 4 min 35 s
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This guy kept his money under his mattress in a shoe box.

They call him Alibaba Yega, the boogie man from Wish.

I once saw Walk discipline three men with his off-brand Adidas.

He once haggled for a discount on his room and then stole the travel shampoo.

He is so skilled with weapons that the armor made a section just for him.

He can reload his weapon faster than you can blink. He can cook minute rice in 59 seconds.

He's the accountant, the lawyer, and the doctor.

He'll beat your ass and heal you just to beat your ass again.

I don't care what you stole, you wore shoes in my carpet.

I got that carpet from Facebook Marketplace for 29 cents.

Now I'll be known as the guy who took down John Walk.

I could replace, I could replace, I know a place, IKEA, they'll even I'll even install it for you.

And and oh the life of crime is not for me.

I'll finally pursue my dream of becoming an actor.

A lawyer for doctors, okay, I'm going to study hard, so hard, get a real job.

Okay, it's about the rug, I could replace, I could replace, I know a place, IKEA.

They'll even I'll even install it for you.

And and oh the life of crime is not for me, I'm going to quit, okay, I'll finally pursue my dream of becoming an actor.

Oh, okay, a lawyer, doctor lawyer, a lawyer for doctors.

Okay, I'm going to study hard, so hard, get a real job, a real job, okay?

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If John Wick Was Asian

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