Nobody was home.

This guy kept his money under his mattress in a shoe box.

What a loser.

It's not what you did.

It's who you did it to.

What?

That nobody?

That nobody is John Walk.

And you're cooked.

They call him Alibaba Yega, the boogie man from Wish.

I once saw Walk discipline three men with his off-brand Adidas.

He once haggled for a discount on his room and then stole the travel shampoo.

He is so skilled with weapons that the armor made a section just for him.

He can reload his weapon faster than you can blink. He can cook minute rice in 59 seconds.

He's the accountant, the lawyer, and the doctor.

He'll beat your ass and heal you just to beat your ass again.

It's not what you did.

I don't care what you stole, you wore shoes in my carpet.

PayPal keep asking if I'm Asian.

Yeah, I thinking I am.

You want me to replace your carpet?

What do you think this is Home Depot?

Get lost, boomer.

Yeah!

Shoot him!

I got that carpet from Facebook Marketplace for 29 cents.

For 29 cents!

Not so tough are you now, John Walk?

Anybody got Tiger Balm?

Now I'll be known as the guy who took down John Walk.

Any last words?

Oh!

You got the rug?

I could replace, I could replace, I know a place, IKEA, they'll even I'll even install it for you.

And and oh the life of crime is not for me.

I'm going to quit, okay?

I'll finally pursue my dream of becoming an actor.

Oh, okay, a lawyer.

Doctor lawyer.

A lawyer for doctors, okay, I'm going to study hard, so hard, get a real job.

A real job, okay?

Okay, it's about the rug, I could replace, I could replace, I know a place, IKEA.

They'll even I'll even install it for you.

And and oh the life of crime is not for me, I'm going to quit, okay, I'll finally pursue my dream of becoming an actor.

Oh, okay, a lawyer, doctor lawyer, a lawyer for doctors.

Okay, I'm going to study hard, so hard, get a real job, a real job, okay?

For 29 cents!

Smacks the shit out of myself.

Yeah, I heard you.

I thinking I am.

*nails it first take

Okay, about the rug?

I could replace.

I could replace.

I know a place.

IKEA.

They'll even.

I'll even install it for you.

And.

And.

Oh, the life of crime.