Name: things that make me irrationally angry
Uploaded: 2025-05-31T13:09:43.000Z
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You know what really peeved me the freak off?

Like slime, and ASMR videos, and other things that I'll go over with you.

The things that, no matter how mundane, peeve you off.

I consider myself a go with the flow kind of guy, but sometimes there's things, there's just a couple things that really peeve me off.

I don't know if anybody else is with me on this because it seems to be a very popular thing, but one of the top things that gets my goat, slime.

When I was younger, I got a gift, and because I am a boy, it's slime.

You know, you get boys, gross bugs, make a bug from the thing.

I fell into that category, and so I was gifted slime one day, and I played with it for like,

I don't know, a little bit, and not even after a minute or two of playing with it, my hands were filled with like this weird texture.

Whatever else I was touching was also getting oily, and then the slime itself was attracting all kinds of hair and dust.

I don't want to play anymore, and now I can't stand slime.

When I see people make those satisfying slime videos, it just throws me into a deep and terrible rage.

Anytime I see it, I just think of like sticky hair and oily texture.

I don't know what's going on in my brain that makes me mad, but when I see it, it makes me mad.

And besides, I'm more of a moon sand kind of guy anyway.

Would you rather play with soft, silky, beach-like sand, or icky, oily, gross, sticky booger snot toy?

I'm glad that we can all agree that I'm right.

There's some people that listen to it, and they love it.

The sound goes in into the brain, and it gives it a little tickle, and it makes it feel good.

But for some reason, it feels the opposite for me.

I think it's like a personal space thing.

ASMR makes it feel like somebody's right up in my bubble.

I like me a good amount of air between me and people.

If I'm on a plane, and your legs are touching my legs, I won't say anything because I'm pretty non-confrontational, but I'll be upset about it!

Next up on the list, a pet peeve I think everybody can agree on.

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There's another thing that peeves me off that I'm tired of being quiet about, and something needs to be said.

Observe how easy it is to eat this regular-sized normal burger.

I don't like food that I physically have to crush with my hands to be able to eat it.

I think there should be a law that prohibits burgers from being bigger than the average human mouth size, which is about 2.2 inches, which is around the width of three human fingers.

Would you be excited to eat a hot dog that required you to unhinge your mouth to eat?

I think the rule of thumb is if your burger needs a stick to stay together, maybe it's time to go back to the drawing board.

People who say short instead of average height, like people are tall or short, and somehow there's no room for average.

That you're always hot or cold and there's no warm, fast or slow, full or hungry, day or night?

Is your world so rigid that you are bound by the rule of black and white?

Would you give no time for the brilliance of the sunset to dance on the stage of the horizon?

Imagine what house you could build with hundreds of millions of dollars.

Beautiful marble, gorgeous statues, water features.

With that much money, you should be able to make something really amazing with a lot of good taste.

Well, I found a place that's somehow the opposite.

I was on Zillow trying to find the most expensive place to live in New York.

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