Name: Prison Mike - The Office US
Uploaded: 2025-05-26T03:03:58.000Z
Duration: 4 min 24 s
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All right, everybody, there has been a lot of name-calling against our office today.

Corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you.

Who claims that prison is better than here.

And none of us can say boo, because none of us have ever been to prison.

Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet, somebody else who has been to prison, who can tell you what it is really like.

Do you really expect us to believe you're somebody else?

Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beotch?

All right, hey, hey, hey, that's just the way we talk in the clink.

Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight.

Oh, and you, you, my friend, would be the belle of the ball.

It's not like you can go home and recharge your batteries and come back in the morning and be with your friends, having fun in the office.

I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the president's son and held him for ransom.

That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.

Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?

Gruel, sandwiches, gruel omelets, nothing but gruel, plus you can eat your own hair.

Prison Mike, what's the very, very worst thing about prison?

The worst thing about prison was the was the dementors, they were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they come down and they suck the soul out of your body and it hurt.

This is my point, you guys got it soft and cushy, this place is freaking awesome.

The people are awesome, your boss is nice, everybody seems to get along, people are tolerant.

People who have jumped to conclusions can redeem themselves, nobody's nobody's bitch.

And for me, Prison Mike, to you, I just want to thank you for listening to me and letting me be a part of your life today.

No, if you think prison is so wonderful, then enjoy prison.

I am going to leave them in there until they can appreciate what it's like to have freedom.

And if this doesn't bother them, then I am out of ideas.