Name: I bet you never even had sex
Uploaded: 2025-05-25T00:12:31.000Z
Duration: 17 min 24 s
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Hi, it's Eunice, the lady with the chambermaid.

Not this time, partner. See you on the ground.

The place on the corner is serving lemonade and he had to keep the jar.

No, I called you in here to change your lives.

For you see, a mere five minutes ago, there was a goldfish who lives in...

There are two possible outcomes, and we're gonna bet on which one happens first.

So, will Hitchcock put fish food in Scully's lemonade or will Scully drink Hitchcock's goldfish?

Now, you would think that putting fish food into lemonade would be...

There's our perp looking all perpy, just perping his way down Perp Street.

This light is really unflattering for his complexion.

It doesn't have to be perfect. Tom Olsen is a bad dude.

He's held up four electronics stores at gunpoint.

Man, I wish you hadn't read that Annie Leibovitz book.

Quit calling it a book. It was a visual journey.

You probably think I should shoot this in color instead of black and white.

Yes, shoot color. Why have you been shooting black and white?

I know. I feel like the coolest person in New York City.

I mean, these have got to be the most joyous green beans

Shall we carve the turkey, get this dinner started?

After all, it is my house. It's sitting right here in front of me.

Yes, thank goodness for the second turkey.

This is actually very good, because now everybody could see who cuts the turkey better.

You're just saying that because you know my dad's gonna win.

Here's one. I'd hate to be a passenger on one of your flights if you fly as slow as you cut a turkey.

Who sucks at carving turkey, thinks their rum is good when it's bad? You.

Camilla, did you put your stuffing in my ceramic?

She said it was a bowl, but she didn't know I understood Spanish.

You learned that from one of your mistresses?

Sounds like someone's jealous. I bet you never even had sex.

Oh, I've had sex, and I'm actually pretty good.

I'm sick of you looking down your nose at us.

I know that Peraltas aren't perfect, but we don't look down on other people.

I mean, you come into our home, and you act like we're idiots. Well, we're not idiots.

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