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Introducing the revolutionary sauna pants. The at-home sauna experience that you can enjoy when you want to and where you want to. Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for those as-seen-on-TV products that should never be seen in your house or on your credit card bill. ShakeWeight is the flab-busting breakthrough that trims your arms and shapes your shoulders at the same time. Number 50. GoGo Pillow. A pillow that can hold your tablet.

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Just what you always wanted, right? Maybe this was actually kinda useful before there were all those tablet cases with built-in stands. But even then, the reason for this thing seems odd. In the commercial, they show people using it on an exercise bike. Really? We get using it in bed, but at that point, can't we just lean it against one of our own pillows? The one good thing about this product is that it transforms into one of those travel neck pillows.

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The GoGo Pillow accomplishes that for you. It's absolutely every single function you could possibly want from a travel pillow. But then you have to go and hold your tablet in your hands.

Guess you have to buy two. Number 49. Miracle Socks. They may call them a miracle, but these are just graduated compression socks. Now, can compression socks be useful? Yes, so these can be as well. But they aren't using any kinda new technology that any regular pair of graduated compression socks don't already use. They also claim to be much more fashionable than medical socks. That's debatable. Basically, they just took a product that already existed and threw a fancy eye-catching name on them. That gives us an idea for an amazing new product. It's called a miracle fork, and if you buy one, you get a miracle t-shirt at half price. Number 48.

Leg and Foot Warmers. When socks and slippers just won't do, leg and foot warmers save the day.

Some people have called them an ugly version of Uggs, but to us, they are like a Snuggie for your feet and lower legs. These fleece, boot-like things wrap around your lower leg and feet and do the job of a nice big warm sock, but with the added bonus of making you look ridiculous. Not to mention the opening at the toe. We guess that's why they aren't called leg and foot and toe warmers.

They also make the claim that the product helps promote circulation, but we doubt it. And we already have the miracle socks for that anyway. Number 47. My Secret Hair Enhancer. It's been decades and we still don't know what secret Victoria is keeping from us, but it took us all of five seconds to crack the code of my secret hair enhancer. Spray paint. Okay, not literal spray paint, but a head-safe version of spray paint that is supposed to cover up any bald or balding areas among whatever hair you have left. According to the how-to videos we watched, there are also some fibers you have to shake onto your head as well. Also, don't plan on letting anyone get too close or touch your head if you want to keep your use of the My Secret Hair Enhancer a secret. Number 46. Lady Elegance Pee Easy. No, this isn't some kind of elegant PEZ dispenser, but rather a urine dispenser for women who are sick and tired of all that sitting and squatting and want to pee standing up. All they have to do is stick this funnel-like device in their pants, tube point it out, and let her whiz. The product description also hypes the fact that the product allows women to urinate while in the lying position as well. What? When is that ever necessary?

And regardless of what position they use it in, they still have to put this urine-covered device away afterwards. We hope not in their purse. Number 45. Chillo. We understand that pillows get warm and that a cooler pillow is more comfortable, which is why we've been known to flip our pillow over at least once throughout the night. But what if you had a cold, vinyl-covered mat filled with water to put on top of your pillow instead? Well, you're in luck. Say hi to Chillo. Now, instead of a comfortable pillow you probably spent quite a bit of money on, you can rest your head on a rather uncomfortable mat. And you get the added bonus of the valve possibly popping and waking up in a pool of water. Number 44. Tater Mitts. Big dishwashing gloves with a hard, rough palm. Tater mitts look more like some kind of torture device than a kitchen accessory. Which we guess makes sense since they're designed to rip the skin off a potato in eight seconds. What they do not mention in the commercial is that you first have to boil the potatoes for five minutes before running them under cold water while rubbing them vigorously between the gloves to peel them. Forget to boil them and these things are more than useless. So, really, you're looking at five minutes and eight seconds, at least. We'll stick with the good old potato peeler, thank you very much. Number 43. Hot Hues Hair Chalk. You know when you were a kid in school and you got chalk on your hands from writing on the blackboard and then you touched your head and some of that chalk color got in your hair? Producing Hot Hues Hair Chalk, the eye-popping color that glides on for instant glamorous fun, then shampoos out when you're done.

Well, someone turned that into a business and called it Hot Hues. Pull your hair through the hair chalk applicator and voila, you have some chalk-colored strands. Except your head isn't a chalkboard. Also, it washes right out in the shower. So, if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, you might want to skip the rain part. With Hot Hues, it's easy, fun to change and choose and it all washes out with shampoo. Number 42. For Real Portable Sauna. Can and should are two very different things. You know, just because you can make something portable doesn't mean you should make it portable. A phone? Yes, we're totally on board. But we're thinking a sauna is something that doesn't really need the portable treatment. Maybe it's just because you'll look ridiculous in it. Because you will. Like some kind of upright silver turtle with your head and hands sticking out. But it will definitely heat you up like a sauna. And hey, there's also a cup holder.

So, that's pretty cool. Number 41. Rapid Ramen Cooker. If you make a big bowl of ramen and your first thought is, man, if only this instant food took a fraction of the time to cook, then boy, do we have the pointless product for you. Instead of simply placing the freeze-dried noodles into a pot, the Rapid Ramen Cooker promises that their ingenious plastic dish will cut your precious ramen cooking time in half. Well, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to realize that the microwave might be your fastest heating option. But how's this cookware any better than your run-of-the-mill bowl? It, um, has handles, of course. Next, they'll try to sell us a spoon and call it the speedy scooping device. Number 40. Titty Bear. Right at the top of the Titty

Bear website, it asks, does the shoulder strap of your car seat belt cause discomfort on your shoulder? We think the better question should be, does having a little teddy bear smooshed face first right up into your chest in a frankly suggestive manner cause you discomfort? The fact that they even call this thing Titty Bear as a not-so-subtle ode to the location it will sit on a woman's chest is hilariously creepy. The Titty Bear stays where you want it, until you move it, and it's easy to slide out of the way when not in use. Listen to the voiceover guy say the name. You'll swear he pronounced the double D as double T. Number 39. Neck Magic Air Cushion.

Nothing about the Neck Massage Air Cushion seems right. When it's fully blown up, it actually kind of looks like a torture device. From the super uncomfortable look of the woman using the product on the box to the fact that you are literally putting something around your neck and then purposely making it tighter and tighter. Why do so many of these products sound like they could be used as torture devices if they landed in the wrong hands? Although, in the case of the Neck

Magic Air Cushion, it is in your hands, so you really have no one to blame but yourself.

Number 38. Potty Patch. We're not trying to take sides in the very contentious which-are-better cats-or-dogs debate. But, when it comes to making a pros and cons list, isn't one of the items on the dogs' pro list the fact that they don't go to the bathroom in the house? No litter boxes, no constant stink in the air. With the Potty Patch, you can turn your outdoor pooper into an inside one with a square of artificial grass. Now, maybe if we could use it to practice our putting. Number 37. City Kitty. From dogs pooping on a patch of fake grass to cats using the toilet. Yes, we're talking about City Kitty, the toilet training kit for your kitty cat. And yes, we get it. A cat that can use the toilet sounds like a dream come true. But is it really? Health officials warn us never flush our cat's litter down the toilet. And it isn't just because of the litter clogging the pipes. It's because the toxins in cat waste can be harmful to some humans. And no one wants that getting into the water supply.

There's also the issue that cats who use the toilet aren't burying their feces, which is a natural instinct of the animal. Sorry cats, back to the litter boxes.

Number 36. Roll-Up Electronic Piano. Unrolling an electronic piano might sound really good. But you know what doesn't sound really good? A roll-up electronic piano. Unrolling an electronic piano might sound easy. But you know what isn't easy? Properly playing a roll-up electronic piano.

To be fair, there is a wide range of roll-up pianos out there, from really cheap kiddo ones to ones supposedly designed for actual musicians. But for a little bit more money, you know what you can get? An actual electronic keyboard. Sure, you can't roll it up, but those are the sacrifices we all must make. Number 35. Bulbrite. There are plenty of toilet lights out there. But what makes

Bulbrite so special is the device's detection system that can tell whether the toilet seat is up or down, and indicate this via glowing red or green when you walk into the bathroom.

Now every time when he leaves the seat up, I'll know. Red tells me the lid is up, green tells me it's down, it's safe to sit. If this product were ever to catch on, it'd derail the careers of many aspiring stand-up comics whose whole routine is centered around a 10-minute bit about how men always leave the toilet seat up. What someone really needs to invent is a device that senses when you're about to purchase a ridiculous product like this and turns on a red light telling you to stop. Number 34. Head wedgie. Head wedgie? Really? They couldn't think of anything better to call it? This is basically a larger neck pillow that instead of fitting around your neck, fits over the headrest of your seat, allowing you to rest your head without flipping from side to side. If we're being honest, this one actually looks kinda useful.

It's a little bulky so you aren't bringing it on a plane, but for the car or maybe even a chair at home, we can see it coming in kinda handy. But again, head wedgie, we're not sure we can get past that. Number 33. Wax vac. We were always told that sticking Q-tips on our ears could be very dangerous, but no one ever told us not to stick a vacuum in there. Still, does that mean it's safe to do it or just that no one ever figured people would even consider sucking wax out of their ears with a vacuum device? Well, if it was the latter, they were dead wrong. Say hello to the wax vac ear cleaner. While you can say hello to it, we don't care if they advertise it as using gentle suction. We are only saying goodbye to this crazy thing. Number 32. Fanny bank. The fanny bank is a piggy bank in the shape of a bum sticking out of a pair of pants with the crack for the coins in, where else, the crack of the plastic butt. Insert a coin and hear the fanny fart. This one is pretty simple. The point at which this product goes from awesome as seen on

TV item to awful as seen on TV item is the point at which you no longer find farts to be hilarious.

Because the hilarity of the fart sound is what this product relies on 100%. Number 31. Fridge locker. What are you to do when people at work are always stealing your lunch? Simply put your food or drinks into the fridge locker, set the lock to your secret combination, and now your food is secure wherever you take it. Well, you could talk to them like adults and politely ask that whoever is doing it please stop. Or you can put your lunch in the fridge locked in a silly plastic cage. But wait, couldn't they just take the whole cage? Well, yes they could. But according to the commercial, doing so would be fruitless because even an 800-pound grizzly bear can't break the fridge locker. Even he's having a hard time getting into the fridge locker. We guess you better not forget the combination then. Number 30. Pajama jeans.

Pajamas are super comfortable, but you can't wear them in public. Jeans look good in public, but they aren't that comfy. Allow us to introduce you to the Reese's of clothing, pajama jeans.

With pajama jeans, the hot new fashion sensation that fits every figure perfectly. Just like the aforementioned candy brings together chocolate and peanut butter, pajama jeans bring you all the comfort of pajama bottoms with the stylish look of jeans. Or at least that's what the infomercial tells us. And for more weird wearables, get a load of the wearable towel.

Because why just dry yourself off when you can wear your towel like some kind of terry cloth toga? Number 29. Easy butter. You know how annoying it is to open your butter dish, take some butter with a knife, and spread it on your toast? Yeah, neither do we. And yet, that's basically the problem Easy Butter decided to solve with this handheld dispenser.

However, it's not like the thing also spreads the butter for you. It just drops a pat of butter on your food and then you still have to do the rest. How much easier is that really?

The fact that the product no longer exists seems to imply that it was easy for people to not buy it. Use the second cutter to cut just about anything from cheese to hot dogs to bananas to cucumbers. Number 28. Doc Bottoms A-Spray. With a name like Doc Bottoms and A-Spray, pronounced A-Spray but easily misread as A-Spray, you'd think this product would be ripe for a parody. And it would be if the product wasn't actually deodorant for your butt.

But it isn't just for your butt. It's also for your armpits, feet, and, we're not kidding, your privates. Anywhere that can get stinky, just spray the A-Spray and, as they say, it literally stops odors before they start. Given what they're selling, we appreciate that the infomercial doesn't take itself too seriously. But we can't take the product seriously either.

Number 27. Brush Buddy's Singing Toothbrush. Want to listen to One Direction or Justin Bieber while you brush your teeth? Just take out your phone, go to your Spotify account and play the song. What you don't need to do is buy a Brush Buddy's Singing Toothbrush. However, if it really does make your toothbrushing experience as amazing as it does for the girl in the infomercial, then we take it all back. While we're on this dental care kick, if squeezing toothpaste onto your toothbrush is as harrowing an experience as it is in the pressed-to-paste commercial, we guess the product would have value. Otherwise, allow us to ask, why? Number 26. Talking TP. The name of this one is a little misleading. This isn't talking toilet paper because that would be dumb, right? No, this is the toilet paper roll that talks. Yes, it's a real thing. Just record a message on the roll and whenever the toilet paper gets pulled, the message will play. Prank your friend or, as the example on the packaging suggests, ask your girlfriend to marry you. We're not here to hand out relationship advice, but don't ask your girlfriend to marry you via a talking toilet paper roll. The best thing the roll could say would be to admonish you for having bought the stupid thing in the first place.

Number 25. Air Curler. We all know how labor-intensive and time-consuming curling your hair is. Well, not anymore if the air curler is to be believed.

Just stick the big bucket thing to the end of your hair dryer, put a chunk of your hair in said bucket, and let her rip. According to the product description, what you should end up with are soft, tangle-free, long-lasting curls. However, that doesn't always seem to be the case in real life. What many women get is kinda wavy hair or maybe scraggly curls. And be careful, it gets really hot. Number 24. Dump Dinners. As Timon said in The Lion King, what's in a name?

Well, in this case, everything. There's nothing wrong with the product itself.

It's a cookbook filled with easy and nutritious recipes you can make in under 15 minutes. Who doesn't like that? But, ugh, that name. Yes, we get it. They call them dump dinners because you just dump in all the ingredients and bake. But come on, they couldn't come up with a name for the recipes that didn't also bring to mind where the meals would end up after passing through our intestinal tract? Do they not own a thesaurus? There's gotta be at least one or two better words.

And speaking of number two, sorry, we couldn't help it. Number 23. Booty Pop. While it sounds like an NSYNC parody song, booty pop is actually underwear with padding. Say bye-bye-bye to your flat rear and say hello to your brag-worthy bubble butt in seconds with these transformational panties. Looks like we found out where all the shoulder pads went when they went out of style and jackets at the end of the 80s. The problem is that while it does seem to work with certain outfits and certain types of clothing, other times you can see the outline of the padding through the clothes. And at least according to a few real people who've tried it, it isn't very comfortable either. I feel like especially when I'm wearing it doesn't look very natural.

Number 22. The Broccoli Wad. Wise guys don't carry their money in a wallet. He carries around in a wad like this. We're all familiar with how mafia men use rubber bands from broccoli bunches to hold their money instead of wallets, right? Well, how would you like to pay for a manufactured version of those bands to hold your money instead of getting one for free off of an actual wad of broccoli? Yeah, we wouldn't either. But that didn't stop Johnny Gennaro from creating the Broccoli Wad money band and pitching it on Shark Tank back in season two.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Broccoli Wad. While he did make a deal on the show, it never actually materialized. And within a year or so, the Broccoli Wad was swimming with the fishes. That's four Broccoli Wads today for only $10.

Number 21. The Tush Turner. As seen on TV, items seem to spend a lot of time focused on people's rear ends, from making them look better to helping them smell better.

But with the Tush Turner, now your butt can turn better?

Introducing the Tush Turner, the perfectly engineered seat cushion that makes getting in and out of any car easy and pain-free. Yeah, like you know how awful it is getting in and out of a car? Well, stop turning your body to get in and out all by yourself and start letting the seat cushion help out a little. You can take it anywhere you go, making every chair an easy chair. The Tush Turner is a seat cushion that rotates to supposedly make it easier and less strenuous on your body to enter and exit a vehicle. Honestly, we'd like to tell the people who invented this ridiculous thing to do a different kind of sitting and rotating. The Tush Turner greatly reduces the stress.

The Tush Turner does the swiveling for you. Number 20. Poo Trap.

Introducing Poo Trap, an amazing new innovation that eliminates the need of picking up after your dog. Though dog waste might seem like little more than an inconvenience, it can contain bacteria and parasites, which if exposed to the eyes can result in blindness.

Meaning that when you don't pick up after your dog, you expose others to more than just some poop on their shoes. It's easy to install on your dog and makes your walking experience fun.

Poo Trap is a product with good intentions, but an incredibly bizarre execution. It's a brightly colored harness you strap onto your dog's rear with a tiny bag attached, so that when they squat to do their business, the poo will, in theory, go straight into the bag without you having to actually pick it up. Nice and simple. But unfortunately, it's simply too odd for most people, and probably dogs as well. Number 19. Potty Putter.

If you think talking toilet paper would be a ridiculous addition to your bathroom, wait till you hear about buying your very own miniature golf set to put on the floor in front of you. This is advertised as a way to help you practice your putting, and uses the same fake green as real golf courses do. Though on a real golf course, you probably won't be trying to use the bathroom at the same time. Unfortunately, the potty putter raises more problems than it solves. Mainly the question of whether you set it up permanently, or do you only take it out whenever you need to go.

Potty putter is the perfect gift for the man on the go. He'll relax and think of you every time he practices putting. Number 18. Skinny's Instant Arm Lift. In what is perhaps the most insulting item on this list, the instant arm lift is used to get rid of unwanted flab by literally taping the flab to the back of your arm. It's advertised as a way to help you practice your putting, it's advertised to make, quote, sagging arms appear tight and firm, and we couldn't think of a more degrading and useless product. The tape is also extremely hard to apply, and is quite painful to take off apparently, like slowly peeling off a band-aid. Agonizing, undignified, and hopelessly impractical, this item ticks all the boxes of a dumb product.

Number 17. GLH9. In case you wanted an alternative to our earlier My Secret Hair Enhancer product, there's this option. That's great-looking hair formula number nine, and it's hair in a can.

Ron Popeil is the king of infomercials. If you were home sick in the 90s, you can bet your ass you were begging your parents for a food dehydrator or a pasta maker the minute they walked in the door. But the most ridiculous Ronco product was GLH9. Think the before and afters would be as effective in HD? Oh, I started using GLH about four months ago after my papa told me I'd never grow any more hair. Hey Emmett, look at me now, a full head of hair.

Eating healthy is something we all want to do. But unhealthy food just tastes so good.

Well, the fat magnet claims to be the perfect solution. You hover it over your food, and the excess fat on greasy foods gets sucked up by magnets or something like that.

It smeared it onto the plate. It didn't suck it up like it's supposed to.

Truth is, we don't really know how it works, mainly because it doesn't.

Seeing this product endorsed on the Dr. Oz show is just painfully awkward.

Gets rid of all of that grease. You all see that?

And it should be apparent to anyone watching that it is nothing but a cash grab.

And I'm gonna get yours started right now. Oh, jeez Louise, what's happening?

If you're stuck in an office all day, finding the time to work out can be a struggle.

The Hawaii chair, also known as the hula chair, is intended to kill two birds with one stone.

With the appearance of a regular desk chair, this invention possesses a rotating seat that mimics a hula dance.

This is truly the machine that takes the work out of your workout.

Users can exercise their whole body without even standing up.

At least that's what the infomercial implies.

As far as fitness equipment goes, the Hawaii chair is hardly a substitute for the treadmill or elliptical.

On top of that, it's too rambunctious to function in a quiet workplace environment.

Imagine answering the phone or using the computer while riding a tilt-a-whirl.

If you can sit, you can get fit. The Hawaii chair.

This device looks more like it belongs in a dental clinic than as part of your daily beauty and fitness regime.

Advertised as a product that gives you a natural facelift, the facial flex is almost as odd as the reactions of the woman trying it out in the infomercial.

And yet, there are reportedly many people who swear by the facial flex's positive results.

I say the apartment's not the only thing getting a facelift.

A similar device is the neckline slimmer, a very unusual gadget promising to tighten your jawline, eliminate your double chin, and take years off your appearance by having you repeatedly push your head against it.

They say beauty is pain, but this stuff looks like downright torture.

Younger-looking skin is only one terrifying mask-wear away.

Just get into your silk pajamas, sit in your favorite fireside chair, and enjoy facial toning sessions that send impulses from a 9-volt battery directly into your 12 facial zones.

And whatever you do, don't forget your lube.

Does this sound to anyone else like shock therapy?

Side effects may include redness, burning, memory loss, and violent horror film-inspired nightmares.

The sooner you get started, the sooner you'll be enjoying results like the ones I've seen.

Introducing Cush, the comfortable nighttime companion.

The product is basically a piece of foam or plastic that goes in between a woman's breasts as she sleeps to support them during the night.

It helps keep Cush in place even as you roll from side to side.

It's impossible to look at this thing in action and not laugh in embarrassment at the sight of it, if that wasn't bad enough.

A vast number of consumers complain that it doesn't stay in place due to the poor slippery quality of the material.

Sorry C-Cuppers, but you'll have to find relief elsewhere.

Introducing Zoomies, the compact, hands-free, high-power binoculars you wear like sunglasses.

If your goal is to look absolutely foolish while you're out in public, then Zoomies are for you.

Zoomies are hands-free binoculars that sit on your head like a pair of glasses, so you can look at faraway objects without the annoying hassle of actually holding a pair of binoculars.

Not only do you look ridiculous wearing them, but reviews also cite poor blurry vision and weak magnification as deal-breakers.

We can imagine that even avid birdwatchers passed on these, and we advise you to do the same.

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