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All right, so you're all checked out for Lake Arrowhead's 15th annual fishing competition.
Great.
What does first place win again?
First place is actually a cabin for the weekend and $10,000 cash.
Oh, $10,000 cash, wow.
That should be more than enough for drinks Friday night at 7:00.
I suppose it would be.
Do you know any beautiful women around the lake who might be interested?
I do.
Here's her number.
Perfect.
All right, so we got your name, fishing license, and contact information.
Oh wait, duh, we need to submit your biggest catch.
How big is your fish?
I'm sorry?
How big is your fish?
You know, like the length and weight of the biggest fish you caught today.
And why do you need that information?
Because you signed up for a fishing competition.
Based on size, so if you want to compete, we need to know how big your fish is.
You could just put big.
That's not a number.
Then you could just put big old fish.
That's still not a number.
I got that good fish.
I just need a number.
I got that dope fish.
What size is that?
30 inches?
That's pretty decent.
Nice.
Did I say inches?
I meant yards.
Can you just give me a number in pounds and a number in inches for how big your fish is?
Does size matter to you?
No, the size of your fish doesn't matter to me.
So you'd be satisfied with a little fish like this?
Wait.
Why are we doing this?
Let me send you a fish pick.
And wait.
You like it?
Then go from there.
Inches and pounds.
What even is inches to me?
It's all about how that fish swims.
You know, I'm starting to think you have a small fish.
Yeah, right.
You're giving small fish energy.
Bro, I got such a big fish that you can have all you can eat sushi.
Length and weight.
Hang on one second, princess.
Quince, what's going on, brother?
You're on the phone with the fisherman from Jaws?
Yeah, it's so big, honestly, sometimes I have trouble sleeping.
Please stop.
My fish was the size of a ooh, barracuda.
There's not even barracudas in this lake.
They wrote that song about daddy.
Enough.
I'm just trying to do my job, I need to know how big your fish is so we could both continue on with our day.
All right, can I be honest with you?
That's all I've wanted.
I'm afraid when I tell you how big my fish like actually is, you're not going to want to get drinks with me Friday night at 7:00.
Why would you think that?
You probably see all these professional fishermen come in with just big fishes.
I don't know if I could compete with that.
Listen, it's not about the size of the fish, it's about the man holding the fishing pole.
Really?
Really.
Still drinks Friday night at 7:00?
Still drinks Friday night at 7:00.
Okay, well, in that case, um, the size of my fish is no way.
It is you, micro fish Frankie.
That's not uh micro fish Frankie?
Me and this guy, we used to go on fishing trips all the time.
But he would only catch the little micro fishies.
How's your family doing, man?
You have a micro fish?
I mean, it's average size.
I'll pick you up at 7:00.
I love you.
Bye.
What was that?
