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  • Hey look!

  • I can spin around!

  • Don't hoard cat food!

  • Star Wars typhoon!

  • You can joke all night

  • But no no kung fu!

  • No more cartoons

  • No more kung fu

  • No no kung fu!

  • They crushed his cape!

  • They crushed his fuzzy cape!

  • Is this the party?

  • Pretty hilarious

  • I punched a high school kid in the knee.

  • Whoa dude, there's a rat over there

  • Okay

  • Dude, did you hear what I said? There's a — [There's a rat over there?]

  • Yeah, and now they're in our — [they're in our van.]

  • Yeah

  • "Okay, you don't gotta step on us"

  • Said the birds

  • What are some things that could gross you out?

  • Umm, old folks' allergies

  • That could sure do it

  • Or just having somebody yucky like you

  • Umm, denim golf jeans

  • Voldemort, yes I said Voldemort

  • Doo-dads that scratch the wood

  • Like, scratchy things, you know?

  • I should build a little house.

  • A pretty pretty morning!

  • Wrist nub, wrist nub

  • The ocean dried up

  • Huh?

  • Yeah

  • It dried up?

  • Dried up.

  • A friend? Never.

  • They hit my bones down there!

  • Wow, you smell good

  • What is that, pine?

  • Not Timmy!

  • I can't help it!

  • I just now sat on gum!

  • This is not a toy!

  • I found a girlfriend for the latin kid

  • What would you do if you went to Transylvania?

  • Kill Dracula at once, that's what I would do immediately

  • I'm a nervous wreck

  • What?

  • Shamon!

  • Where's that owl?

  • Blending in?

  • What do you look like in your dreams?

  • Got a big afro and stuff

  • A wooden leg and a weird eye

  • I wonder if there's a rodent out there

  • Could you tell us a little about your time as a secret agent

  • They hid me in Great Britain

  • And uh

  • I didn't want to shoot the Russian guy pretending to be me, 'cause

  • He had a kitty cat

  • Poppycock!

  • Shortly I came across a wooden stick

  • I brought the golden staff to the village

  • Ooh, I like that girl up there

  • Wearing my glasses I look like another man

  • I will sing for you when you have begged me

  • And you WILL beg me

  • Mace Windu?!

  • A baby's a little man

  • A chair is somewhere to sit

  • Hey, I just met Gramps and he's driving us all out to the dirt bike trails

  • And you can't ride

  • The ghost is near.

  • Wait, what did he just

  • I'm crying inside of me

  • A half and a half ain't an apple

  • Eddie, I need you to cut my hair!

  • Aunt Sharon got out again!

  • Wait, Reggie?

  • Reggie, Reggie Redfoot

  • I would not want to have a rap battle with Uncle Jimmy

  • I mean, that guy can fli-zow

  • Eating a bunch of musket balls

  • I'm gonna rest, 'cause I'm the best

  • My neighbor just had a cat party

  • I'll make a tri-legged Minotaur

  • and we can go punch out those guys and face our phobia

  • Be like back in Woodshop

  • Umm

  • I don't like you

  • Okay

  • I lick my sticky finger

  • Dragons are not true

  • Why did I get this tattoo of a mustache?

  • I'm loving someone, and it's you

  • Never lease a cat

  • If you don't have a spoon, then drink your grease

  • Hey Jessica, don't call me

  • You have to feed me horse eggs

  • I don't wanna simmer down

  • The hobo theater's different

  • It's quite hilarious to visit puppets

  • I meet grannies all the time

  • I love toast, hurry up

  • Hey wow, it's a cat fight

  • Am I gracious?

  • Yeah

  • Hello little piggy

  • Buy a toaster

  • You'll probably use it

  • Hey Taylor Swift

  • You wanna wrestle?

  • Please

  • Dance on!

  • Grrgrrrgrr

  • Dance!

  • Hey, dance everyone!

  • Dance!

  • Those moves are super fly

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