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  • >>[EVIL LAUGHTER] AT LAST IT'S READY!

  • IGOR, COME QUICKLY! IT'S FINISHED.

  • >>WHAT, MASTER? >>MY EVIL CREATION, WHICH WILL BRING UNTOLD

  • MISERY TO MANKIND. I CALL IT JUNIOR HIGH.

  • >>SHOW ME MASTER. >>I STARTED BY CREATING AN EXTREMELY

  • AWKWARD STAGE OF LIFE. I CALL IT A "TWEEN."

  • HE'S NO LONGER CUTE, BUT NOT YET USEFUL; OLD ENOUGH TO LIKE GIRLS, BUT TOO YOUNG TO

  • KNOW THAT AXE BODY SPRAY WON'T ATTRACT THEM.

  • AND HE'S OUT GROWN HIS PARENTS, BUT CANNOT YET DRIVE SO

  • HE HAS TO BE DROPPED OFF AT PARTIES BY MOM; THE CHAUFFER OF SHAME.

  • >>OH, THAT DOES SOUND DREADFUL. >>AH, BUT THE PARENTS DON'T STOP THERE.

  • OH NO! THEY ALSO MAKE THE CHILDREN WEAR THIS INVENTION.

  • I CALL THEM BRACES. THEY'LL MAKE HER LOOK BETTER BY THE TIME

  • SHE'S GROWN UP AND SECURE.

  • BY MAKING HER LOOK WORSE AT THE MOST VULNERABLE TIME IN HER LIFE.

  • [LAUGHTER] BUT DON'T WORRY. THEY'RE EXTREMELY PAINFUL.

  • >>YES, THAT IS QUITE EVIL. >>THANK YOU.

  • >>SO WHERE DOES JUNIOR HIGH COME IN? >>AH, THAT'S WHERE THINGS REALLY GET FUN,

  • IGOR. FOR EXAMPLE, I'M MAKING THIS ONE STUDY

  • GEOMETRY AND ALGEBRA. AT FIRST HE HATED IT, BUT THEN AFTER LOTS

  • OF HARD WORK AND PERSEVERANCE HE STILL REALLY HATED IT.

  • >>WELL WILL HE AT LEAST USE THEM IN HIS FUTURE

  • CAREER? >>YES, IF HE EVER TEACHES GEOMETRY OR ALGEBRA.

  • >>YOU MEAN THEY EXIST ONLY FOR THEMSELVES? >>MHM.

  • THEY'RE THE KARDASHIANS OF THE MATH WORLD. [LAUGHTER] >>YOU ARE SADISTIC MASTER!

  • >>AH, BUT I DON'T STOP THERE! I'VE EVEN MODIFIED THEIR BIOLOGY.

  • I'VE TIMED THE GROWTH SPURTS SO THAT BOYS LIKE THIS ARE

  • SUDDENLY SHORTER THAN ALL THE GIRLS IN THEIR GRADE!

  • TRUE, HIS VOICE IS GETTING DEEPER, BUT AT HUMILIATING MOMENTS.

  • IT WILL BETRAY HIM WITH A SQUEAK THAT WOULD EMBARRASS

  • THE VIENNA BOY'S CHOIR. >>[SQUEAK] >>[LAUGHTER]

  • OH AND THEN THERE'S THE-- >>BUT-- >>--FACIAL HAIR.

  • IT'S STARTS OUT FAINT AND WISPY-- >>MHM.

  • YEAH? >>AND THERE IT REMAINS, LIKE SOMEONE TOOK

  • SCISSORS TO A TOOTHBRUSH. >>WELL WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLS?

  • >>I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE GIRLS. >>OH!

  • SO CRUEL MASTER. >>OH AND HERE'S MY FINEST CREATION; ACNE.

  • >>OH! WILL IT GO AWAY?

  • >>THAT'S WHAT HIS PARENTS TELL HIM, BUT REALLY NEVER.

  • >>OH. >>ONE DAY HE'LL WAKE UP AND START HIS MORNING

  • WITH BOTH ACNE TREATMENT AND DENTURE INSERTION.

  • [LAUGHTER] IT'S LIKE IMMORTAL PUBESCENT FACE LEPROSY!

  • >>OH! YOU ARE WAY TOO HAPPY ABOUT THAT.

  • >>[LAUGHTER] JUNIOR HIGH, HOW I LOVE IT. ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING CAN MAKE THEM MISERABLE.

  • THIS ONE JUST REALIZED SHE'LL NEVER GET THAT

  • LETTER FROM HOGWARTS. >>OH!

  • >>NOT A GOOD DAY FOR LITTLE HORMONE-Y MYRTLE. [LAUGHTER] >>OH PLEASE!

  • PLEASE, LET THE MADNESS STOP! >>AH, BUT I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU THE BEST PART

  • IGOR. I TAKE ALL OF THESE TORTURED SOULS AND QUARANTINE

  • THEM IN THEIR OWN SCHOOL! LIKE A TANK FULL OF AWKWARD BETA FISH.

  • [LAUGHTER] >>OH! >>I'VE MADE IT SO CLIQUEY THAT SECRETLY,

  • NO ONE IS POPULAR! ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

  • >>NO! YOUR IDEAS WILL NEVER CATCH ON!

  • >>WON'T THEY IGOR? I'VE ALREADY PRODUCED MY OWN HORROR FILM.

  • I CALL IT, "JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL." FULL OF TERRORS BEYOND DESCRIPTION;

  • DETENTIONS, BAGGY GYM SHORTS, THREE-RINGED BINDERS WHOSE RINGS WON'T LINE UP!

  • >>[CRIES] >>[LAUGHTER]

  • >>ENOUGH! OKAY!

  • RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

  • >>NO! NO, IGOR.

  • YOU FOOL! >>GO!

  • >>NO! >>YOU TWEENS!

  • >>YOU'VE UNLEASHED A FAR GREATER EVIL ON THE WORLD.

  • >>WHAT? >>THAT WAS ONE DIRECTION.

>>[EVIL LAUGHTER] AT LAST IT'S READY!

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The Mad Scientist Creates Junior High School - Studio C

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    Andrew Lee posted on 2014/11/11
Video vocabulary

Keywords

awkward

US /ˈɔkwəd/

UK /ˈɔ:kwəd/

  • adjective
  • Causing embarrassment or trouble
  • Clumsy; ungainly.
  • Lacking smooth movement
  • Difficult to deal with; requiring tact.
  • Difficult to deal with
  • Causing or feeling embarrassment or difficulty.
extremely

US /ɪk'strimlɪ/

UK /ɪkˈstri:mli/

  • adverb
  • In a way that is much more than usual or expected
  • To a very great degree; very.
  • To a very great degree; very.
  • To a very great degree; very.
  • In an extreme manner or to an extreme degree.
  • Remarkably; unusually.
  • From an extreme point of view.
master

US /ˈmæstɚ/

UK /'mɑ:stə(r)/

  • verb
  • To gain control over something
  • To learn to do something very well
  • adjective
  • Being very skilled at doing something
  • Being the main or most important thing or part
  • noun
  • Someone who is very skilled at doing something
  • Holding a higher degree from a university
  • Male teacher
  • Owner of an animal, e.g. a dog
call

US /kɔl/

UK /kɔ:l/

  • noun
  • A order or request for action
  • The sound an animal makes, often when in danger
  • A correct prediction, e.g. a decision in a game
  • A short visit to a place or person
  • A decision by a referee or umpire in a game
  • verb
  • To make a request or order for action
  • (Animal) to make sounds to warn of danger
  • To announce the date of an election
  • To make a judgment about something
  • To give someone or something a name
  • To guess in advance the result or outcome
  • To visit a place or person for a short time
  • To phone someone
  • To speak, announce or shout in a loud voice
grow

US /ɡro/

UK /ɡrəʊ/

  • other
  • To become gradually.
  • To develop or increase in amount or degree.
  • To increase in size or develop.
  • other
  • To cultivate or raise plants.
  • verb
  • To get bigger and more mature; make plants do this
  • To improve; to develop better skills over time
  • To develop and become bigger or taller over time
laughter

US /ˈlæftɚ, ˈlɑf-/

UK /ˈlɑ:ftə(r)/

  • noun
  • Action or sound of laughing
  • Something that causes laughter.
  • A response to something funny.
  • other
  • The expression on someone's face when they are laughing.
  • The feeling of amusement that makes you laugh.
  • The action or sound of laughing.
high

US /haɪ/

UK /haɪ/

  • adjective
  • Excited or relaxed from taking drugs
  • Being of excellent quality or excellent standards
  • Larger than usual in number, amount or degree
  • Holding an important or powerful position
  • With a sound close to the top of the musical scale
  • Rising upward a great distance
  • adverb
  • At or to a place far above the ground
  • At a great value, amount or price
  • In a way that shows a lot of wealth
  • noun
  • (Weather) area of increased pressure
torture

US /ˈtɔrtʃɚ/

UK /'tɔ:tʃə(r)/

  • other
  • The act of inflicting severe pain or suffering on someone as a punishment or in order to force them to do or say something.
  • Extreme mental or emotional suffering; anguish.
  • other
  • To inflict severe pain or suffering on (someone) as a punishment or in order to force them to do or say something.
  • To cause someone to experience extreme mental or emotional suffering.
  • noun
  • Hurting someone to force them to give information
  • Painful suffering or distress
  • verb
  • To painfully hurt someone to get information
  • To cause someone to suffer greatly; torment
school

US /skul/

UK /sku:l/

  • other
  • The education received at school.
  • noun
  • Large group of fish that swim together
  • Education of a child
  • A group of artists, writers, or thinkers whose style or ideas are similar.
  • A large number of fish or marine animals swimming together.
  • An institution for educating children.
  • Building where you learn in classes with a teacher
  • A particular belief or idea about something
  • adjective
  • Being to do with schools and education
  • verb
  • To teach or train someone to know or do something
  • other
  • To teach or train someone.
acne

US /ˈækni/

UK /ˈækni/

  • noun
  • Red spots or pimples on your face