Name: Office Moments so good they deserve a celebratory mug
Uploaded: 2025-04-22T06:27:33.000Z
Duration: 21 min 12 s
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Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer.

Adverbs of degree

Uh, Michael knows, Pam. Okay, he asked me to do this just for him. He has his own reasons.

Today I'm headed over to the job fair at Valley View High School to find some new interns.

I'm gonna get some fresh blood, um, euthanize this place.

No, Dwight. Respect. R-E-S-P-E-T. Find out what it means to me.

What, Andy? Andy, what should I tell them?

Go tell them I'm floating away, obviously.

I don't understand what you want from me.

When I said that I wanted to have kids and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do?

And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed?

And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back?

I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other.

Oh, man. Never thought I'd say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.

That is a $200 plus your screen TV you just killed!

Good luck paying me back on your $0 a year salary plus benefits, babe!

What's the very, very worst thing about prison?

The worst thing about prison was the, was the dementors.

They were flying all over the place and they were scary, and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body, and then hoi!

Because you're mental, if you don't have a good time, you have to enjoy it.

I act like I'm telling someone how to do something.

I go on with a long description, and then I say, and shove it up your butt!

That is quite the rap sheet, President Mike

and where did you come from that was so under?

I will not be the big guy with the tiny head.

Ryan, just out of curiosity, how much do you get paid here?

You get paid by the year at the bowling alley.

Michael, are you serious? You really want us to roast you?

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Office Moments so good they deserve a celebratory mug

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