Name: Honest Trailers - After Earth
Uploaded: 2014-11-11T08:09:27.000Z
Duration: 3 min 45 s
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comes Will Smith’s biggest mistake since turning down The Matrix.

Prepare for Shyamalan's signature slow pace and joyless tone,

"I detected graviton vibrations in the hull."

"Graviton buildup could be a precursor to mass expansion."

"The pull of our own graviton weight could set the thing off."

Get ready for the story of a talented celebrity Dad and his less talented bratty kid...

"I am dedicated, have studied, and consistently display conduct becoming of a ranger, sir!"

who takes on a challenge he's not ready for.

Watch as Will Smith, one of the world’s most charismatic actors, plays a man with

"What do you think you should have done? Because really, that is all that matters."

named Cypher Raige. Haha, very funny guys, what’s his real name?

Watch as Cypher Raige and his son Kitai Raige? Dramatize what it’s like to live in the

But when father and son are forced to bond, disaster strikes as they crash on a terrifying

"Warning: This planet has been declared unfit for human habitation."

“Every thing on this planet has evolved to kill humans."

Has it though? Because it kinda looks like before Earth to me.

And watch a movie of Will Smith watching a movie of Jaden Smith

in the most blatant example of Hollywood nepotism since the 3rd generation of Wayan’s Brothers.

“My suit turned black. I like it but I think it’s something bad."

You like it but you think it’s something bad?

"I like it but I think it’s something bad."

Did someone actually read this before they made it a movie?

You know what? I can’t do this. This movie is too dumb on too many levels.

I mean... Why does everything on Earth freeze at night?

Wouldn’t that kill all the greenery? And the animals?

Speaking of animals, why does that eagle adopt Jaden as one of its young, then commit eagle

It hasn’t figured out how to live in the cold over the last thousand years of being

We traveled all across the galaxy to stay on EARTH? And they didn’t even make earth

Where are the buildings? The survivors? Anything? God this movie is SO

Look I gotta get out of here. It’s just not worth it.

You guys don’t have to pay me for this one.

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Honest Trailers - After Earth

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