Name: when you die at an inconvenient time
Uploaded: 2025-04-13T03:09:43.000Z
Duration: 3 min 33 s
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We don't know, we just got here a couple minutes ago.

Oh dude, I can't die, I was about to get elected into my government office, I can't die of a heart attack!

No like I was about to close a $4 Billion merger, I can't die in a car crash and he w.

I was about to publish my findings on the cure to cancer, I can't die of an insulin overdose, right!

We all have something we need to get back to.

I think what you mean to ask is, "how long have I been here?"

W-w-wait, what do you mean decades, we're gonna be here for decades??

Throughout all my years of being here, people have come and people have gone.

And the one thing they all had in common was I died at a more inconvenient time than them.

As long as you aren't the person here with the MOST inconvenient death, you will be sent back.

And seeing as how I can't imagine a more inconvenient death than mine, you guys will be fine.

Uh right, so um, if, if you don't mind me asking, what was so inconvenient about your death?

I left a fleshlight under my bed and my mom is gonna find it.

Well yeah, but it's under your bed and it's safe that ignites the contents at the time of your death, right?

Well then at least you have an agreement with your best friend to sneak into your house and dispose of it before your mom can find it, right?

I guess a small part of me liked the excitement of maybe getting caught.

But the truth is, I never really thought I'd die before having the chance to cover up my shame.

You see, you guys wanna go back, I NEED to go back.

I know your merger would have made you richer than your wildest dreams, I know you probably could have done good for your country if you got elected and.

Well you were probably just gonna get killed again anyways, but my mom can't know.

But it's okay, like I said, you guys will be fine so.