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  • So to get you acclimated here on your first day

  • at Gummy Bear America, we'll have

  • you watch this short orientation tape.

  • It gives you a short overview of our anatomical models division.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Hello.

  • I'm Jed Huskins.

  • And here at the GBA, we are serious about officially

  • providing quality gummy solutions.

  • Now, you might be familiar with our giant gummy bears,

  • but here at the GBA, we believe there's

  • more to the bear than just the meat.

  • Mmm.

  • That's why we also find a practical use

  • for the non-edible parts of the animal Bones and viscera

  • are collected from our butchers and reconstructed

  • into useful anatomical gummy bear models.

  • With the choice cuts removed, the skeletal system,

  • the vital organs, and even the brain,

  • are preserved to display the inner workings of one

  • of nature's most adorable and majestic beasts.

  • So come along with me as we journey through the gummy bear

  • supply chain, from cubs in the wild to satisfied customers.

  • It all starts with the harvest.

  • Field experts are--

  • (WHISPERING) Field experts are gathering the giant gummy bear

  • in their natural habitat.

  • And as we like to say--

  • [CHIRPING AND RUSTLING NOISE]

  • --you can't have a skeleton without a body.

  • I think this one's in heat.

  • The gummy bears are then humanely euthanized

  • to preserve their skeletal and muscular tissue,

  • while the meant is stripped for sale as food.

  • Of course, the deboning process is all mechanized these days.

  • But Milos here is going to show us

  • how to do it the old fashioned way.

  • Simply insert the knife, pry off the flesh,

  • and then remove the intact skeleton.

  • Now, don't worry if a body parts falls off,

  • because gummy physiology insures that the parts snap back

  • together.

  • Mother Nature sure is a strange mistress.

  • So how do you feel, Mr. Gummy Bear Skeleton,

  • being free of all that flesh?

  • (HIGH VOICE) Pretty good.

  • I just hope I can teach some young minds

  • about how my body works.

  • Me too.

  • [KISSING SOUND]

  • After cleaning and preserving, the anatomical models

  • are protected in a two piece transparent shell

  • before they're shipped off to the finest

  • retailers in the world.

  • So there you have it, from the jungle to the customer,

  • modern business practices synergize

  • with time-honored traditions to bring you the highest quality

  • anatomical gummy bear models on the market.

  • (HIGH VOICE) Welcome to the team.

  • Welcome to the team.

  • Build and display your own disgustingly cute gummy

  • skeleton.

  • Buy the gummy bear anatomical model now at vat19.com.

  • (SINGING) vat19 dot com.

So to get you acclimated here on your first day

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