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Hey.
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What's the matter?
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Somebody on the subway licked my neck.
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Licked my neck!
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No!
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Willie's still alive.
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What are you guys doing?
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Oh, my mom called.
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They're gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we're looking for a good picture of us.
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Ooh, I'm afraid that does not exist.
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That's not true.
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There are great pictures of us.
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No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who's going like this.
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Oh, my God!
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That's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty.
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I don't know what it is.
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I just can't take a good picture.
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Oh, here's a great one.
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Yeah, I'm not in that.
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No, but look at me all tan.
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Hey, why don't you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer?
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That's a great idea.
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I bet they have one of those wind machines, you know, like...
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Yeah, that's great.
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Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.
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Chandler, what do you say?
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All right, but I should warn you, I'm not going.
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I'm going.
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Great.
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That's great, Monica.
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Great.
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Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
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Okay.
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I'm sorry.
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Is the seat uncomfortable?
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No, I am.
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Chandler, Chandler, sweetie, I know you can do this, okay?
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You have a beautiful smile.
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I do?
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Yeah.
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All right, maybe you don't have to smile.
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Let's try something else.
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Let's try, um...
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Try looking sexy.
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Okay.
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Stop.
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Or not.
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I know.
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Let's try a look at a far-off wonderment.
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Okay, we'll gaze into our future, and we'll think about our marriage and the days to come, okay?
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Chandler, what is the matter with your face?
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Wait, this picture's supposed to say Gellar and Bing to be married, not local woman saves drowning moron.
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Hey, don't laugh at him.
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He's my drowning moron.
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That's it, that's it, take it, take it.
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I like this one.
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It seems to say, I love you, and that's why I have to kill you.
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It can't all be bad.
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Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes.
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Oh, there it is.
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Oh, my God, those are my bedroom eyes?
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Why did you ever sleep with me?
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Do you really want to pull at that thread?
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See?
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That's a great smile.
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Easy, natural.
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Now pretend I have a camera.
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You're changing it.
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I can't help it.
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All right, all right, all right, all right.
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You want to know what I do when I take resume shots?
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Borrow money from me?
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Yeah.
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Okay, first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous, right?
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Okay, so here's what I do.
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I look down, look down, keep looking down, then I look up.
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See?
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All right, now you try.
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Look down, you're looking down, keep looking down.
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Why is there jelly on your shoe?
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I had a donut.
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Hey, there you are.
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There I am.
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You okay?
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Yeah, Joey said I needed to relax, so he gave me an antihistamine.
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What?
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Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn.
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Brooklyn is far.
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Chandler, what were you thinking?
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No, no, but don't worry, don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now.
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Okay, see?
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Look down.
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Look down.
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Look down.
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Chandler?
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Yeah?
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Hey, guys, check it out.
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My mom sent me the paper.
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Oh, let's see it.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah, that looks good.
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You guys make a very attractive couple.
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Yeah, we look great together.
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We really do.
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Okay. Wow, imagine what our kids would look like.
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You know, we don't have to imagine.
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I'm marrying her.
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We'll just see.
