Name: The Simpsons - Springfield tax day
Uploaded: 2025-03-06T06:32:06.000Z
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Well, that's a business expense, isn't it?

But then I do enjoy the smell of this stuff, don't I?

Better not risk it. "Daddy, what do taxes pay for?" "Oh, why, everything!

And let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working—God bless them." "Neddy, it's 8:45.

The post office is going to be opening soon." "8:45?

Oop, can't forget the mints." "Getting your taxes out of the way?" "No, just mailing out death certificates for holiday-related fatalities." "All right, people, listen up.

The harder you push, the faster we will all get out of here." "Oh, Edna, you're certainly looking lovely tonight.

Is that a new green sweater?" "Until you're willing to file jointly—back of the line, Seymour." "Yargh, sometimes I wonder why I bother plundering at all." "Oh, no, no, no!

You didn't carry the one, you foolish person.

Now you'll incur the penalties for the compound interest and the wrath and the truncheons." "This is Kent Brockman, live at the Springfield Post Office on Tax Day.

And tardy taxpayers are scrambling to mail their returns by midnight." "Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?" "Taxes?

Isn't this the line for Metallica?" "Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?" "Because I'm an idiot.

Happy?" "Of course, not everyone is an idiot.

Some of us took our receipts and pay stubs to our accountants months ago.

And at the risk of sounding a little smug..." "Help!

Does anyone have a calculator?" "Myron?" "No.

I paid my taxes over a year ago." "Dad?" "What is it, sweetie?" "Did you see a scary picture in your picture book?" "That was last year's taxes.

You have to pay again this year." "No, because you see, I went ahead and year-wise I was counting forward from the last previous..." "Oh!

I put the tax forms on top of your to-do pile a month ago." "I have a to-do pile?"

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The Simpsons - Springfield tax day

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