Name: Elon Musk Cold Open - SNL
Uploaded: 2025-03-03T03:46:19.000Z
Duration: 7 min 46 s
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Yesterday, President Trump hosted Ukrainian President Zelensky at the White House, and it went really, really well.

Everyone who watched felt at ease and thought, the world is now a safer place.

Here now is a replay of their historic press conference.

Yes, hello, hello, everyone, it is I, President and CEO of Gaza Hotel and Casino, Donald Trump.

And I'd like to welcome President Zelensky here to this incredible trap.

It's going to be a big, beautiful trap, and we're going to attack him very soon for no reason, right, J.D.?

Watch out, because this kitty's got claws.

Little Marco, are you excited to attack our European ally?

Before we get started, I'd like to thank President Zelensky for dressing like casual Star Trek.

We love Star Trek because there's no D-E-I.

The white guy was the leader, and he bossed around Spock, who I believe was Guatemalan.

President Zelensky, you want to say a few words?

Maybe tell Mr. Putin how much you love him and that you're sorry you invaded Russia?

Maybe offer him one night with your wife?

Mr. President, with all due respect, I...

I'm sorry, I have to jump in here because that's how we plan this.

You haven't said thank you to us once in the past 15 seconds I've been yelling at you.

But you didn't say it now when you walked in here.

You didn't say anything about us being handsome.

Look he's right, and we're very handsome, okay?

Our ties are matching, and they're growing, frankly, by the minute.

We don't even have the dust in here anymore.

You don't say if I was gay I'd be all over you too, okay?

I'm sorry, does the sign outside say Ukraine House?

Oh, oh man, look at Rubio over there, fully dissociating.

It looks like Homer Simpson disappearing into that hedge.

To quote the late, good Tom Petty, he's free-falling.

You know, you say you want to end this war, but frankly, you don't have the cards, okay?

I have Pikachu and Charmander and Charizard.

But without us, you don't have any of the cards, okay?

You're playing poker, and Putin's playing Magic the Gathering, and the Russians have been treated very badly with respect to the war, and also, frankly, Onora, right?

Onora was misled, and she fell in love, and now she might even lose to Brutalist.

You know, maybe you should come visit Ukraine.

You think you're getting any money from us after your little outburst today?

To quote my personal hero, Willy Wonka, you broke the rules!

And you know what, you're also, you're not even wearing a suit.

Who shows up to the White House in a t-shirt and jeans like a garbage person?

Very official and respectful, and I love when he gets that chainsaw right next to my head.

You've got to make a joke, you know, you've got to make a really good joke.

I really enjoy everything you're doing with Doge, Elon.

Well, they're saying I'm firing people with no cause, but I do have cause.

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