Name: Zach Moments But They're Animated II (Oneyplays Animated)
Uploaded: 2025-02-11T17:00:40.000Z
Duration: 13 min 53 s
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I have all failed dreams, for Joshua Tuller.

That's the pilot, that's the first episode.

Instead of filming, let's make a house for cows.

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch.

And if that fright don't make you squirm, Daddy's gonna kick you with a worm.

I heard Japanese people hate weeaboos so fucking much.

I think they hate their own otakus too, though.  Imagine you had a bunch of people from another country coming over here with cowboy hats going, where can I find a tumbleweed?

You'd be like, get the fuck out of my country.

Christopher, this ant's grown too big, you gotta put it down yourself like a big boy.

Well, I'm gonna make this easy for you, son.

They're the only reasons I wrote these movies.

I wrote the Gungan saga first, then Star Wars was based on it.

Star Wars was my... the thing that bought me my house.

Mr. Lucas, you've given us a script called the Gungan Saga.

What's this Gungan Saga you're talking about?

Well, it features a large Gunga by the name of George.

I'm seeing on page seven something... he's doing something here.

He's stabbing a producer in the eye with a pen.

Look, George, I'm going to level with you.

How do you figure George gets his Gunga money?

George, you just made Gunga money today, my friend.

How much money would you have to get for you to have the phrase Tomar number one carved into your forehead?

If I'm going to do anything that involves permanently altering my body and affecting my potential employability, it's got to be enough to live on.

That would instill confidence in any employer you got interviewed by.

No, but it's still conscious because he's talking to you, but he's thinking in his head, Tomar number one, why am I thinking that?

How much would you have to get paid to put Tomar number one on your forehead?

It would have to be enough that I don't have to worry about nobody ever wanting to hire me again.

No! $14,000 to add to all the Avengers Funko Puffs.

No, I think I would take a million for that.

The Hulk Funko Pop's bigger than the rest.