Name: Merry Thanksgiving | Two and a Half Men
Uploaded: 2025-02-04T12:23:02.000Z
Duration: 6 min 1 s
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I don't want you to not be in my life anymore.

We're going to talk about it when Bo gets back from New York on Monday.

The thing is, I really care for Lisa and she needs to believe I'm capable of changing.

Who knows what would happen if I actually tried.

Alan, I've got a 200-pound turkey melting in my lap.

Well, obviously we can't have a family Thanksgiving without a kid.

So you need to get Jake back from your wife.

Okay, so I go to Judith and I say, forget the fact that we agreed on a custody schedule.

Forget the fact that your parents are driving all the way from Sacramento to spend time with their grandson.

Charlie needs to use our son as a prop so that he can maintain an on-again, off-again relationship with a woman with whom he might eventually wind up.

Judith, what is Thanksgiving about if not family?

And wouldn't it be good for Jake to spend Thanksgiving with his whole family?

Because that's what Thanksgiving is about.

I'll have someone there to do the cooking, the serving, and the cleaning.

She's a saint and she's really looking forward to this.

My brother is in the witness protection program and I've been invited to spend Thanksgiving with him at an undisclosed location.

My wonderful Uncle Charlie has opened his home to me and my father because we had nowhere else to go.

I'm thankful for my mom and dad and my Uncle Charlie who has shown in the few short months that I've been here, he is capable of significant change and growth.

Well, I'm thankful that I can spend the holiday with all the people I love and all the people who love me.

I'm thankful I'll be dead someday and you'll all feel horrible you weren't nicer to me.

And I'm thankful for everybody coming together today as unwitting participants in my desperate charade.

Maybe not, but I'm the head of this household and the head of the household is supposed to carve the turkey.

My father was afraid of you and I'm not anymore.

Every Thanksgiving, you took the knife away from dad.

And when you did that, you took away his manhood.

Well, you're not going to take it away from me.

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Merry Thanksgiving | Two and a Half Men

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